Deathbattle: Goku vs. Superman

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I want the past 15 minutes of my life back you idiot Goku fanboys B |

Yeah, I went there, because that's what you all are: plain outright idiots.

I don't care for Superman, and Goku is my favorite anime character ever. But Superman won, why? Because what he did was possible in his universe, while Goku's were accomplishable in his own universe. However, looking at the way it should be, Superman would win any day. Superman is from a much more advanced alien race than the Saiyans. The DBZ movies aren't even canon (not even the Broly movies because they could only take place during the 10 days before the Cell Games, but it's impossible that Goku and Gohan stopped their full-power Super Saiyan training for any reason at all), so you can't use anything accomplished in them to probe a point, nor the anime because it has senseless filler. GT, the movies, and filer aren't canon, so all you can take into account is the manga. I've read the ENTIRE DBZ Manga, and based on Goku's accomplishments in it, Superman would DESTROY him. Heck, even Gohan when he beat Cell would be incinerated by Supes, and it was proven that he was stronger than Goku.

So seriously, quit your annoying fanboy bitching, get off your ****ing periods, and if you want Goku to win so ****ing badly, make your own damn video.

 

One, the author of Dragon Ball himself said power levels are meaningless. He's also claimed he is bad with numbers.

Two, it wasn't the Abridged Goku. They just got the Abridged version voice actor to voice Goku because why the fuck not? Sure they used Abridged jokes, but when you get someone who is known for playing the abridged role how could you not at least do one? Besides it doesn't matter.

Three, Superman got hurt by Doomsday because the fight took place at night when Superman is at his weakest and Darkseid is a Godlike being in his own right and is probably somewhat magical. As mentioned before, Superman has no natural defense against magic.

Also, Darkseid's Omega Effect, at full power, removes anything it hits from existence and Superman survived that with only getting third-degree burns. And let's not forget Superman survived a supernova. Goku couldn't survive Cell self-destructing. So forgive me for thinking that Goku wouldn't be able to punch a hole in Superman even if Goku is at SSJ4 using a Kamehameha.

And technically speaking SSJ4 isn't even canon. So I'm not sure why they even. My guess is that it was to stop whiny fanboys from raging that it should have been used.

So yeah,

Spoiler

I'll be taking my leave now. I think I've had my fill of non-sensical fanboy raving. Peace!

 

First, Link or it didn't happen. 2nd, If that's really true then why does someone's power level always have to be higher to win a fight in the series? Sure there was that incident with Goku and Piccolo VS Raditz however Goku and Piccolo won that fight because Piccolo charged his Special Beam Cannon's power level high enough for it to be able to kill Raditz. And that time when Gohan fought Cell he won because his Kamehameha's power level was high enough to kill Cell. And Kid Buu was destroyed because the Spirit Bomb's power level was high enough to kill him. So my point still stands.

You sure about that being true about Darkseid? I thought his eyeblasts just incinerated whatever they hit unless it was durable enough to withstand it.