Do you think God owns a computer?

wat kind of quest. is diz?

of couse not he doesn't
own a computer(i think)

 

Of course not. He's too cool for that.

 

God owns a computer. I'vs seen him. his computer is a dell, and its pink with a big hello kitty face on the side. satans computer is cooler.

 

God doesn't own a computer because he A) doesn't exits and B) lived in the fing 0th Century.

 

noo its a pink hello kitty PC but his has purple polka dots on it

 

I think god does have a computer but only uses it to look up porn

 

your queit intent on believing this arent you?
and this coming from an athiest >___>

i can see the whole global warming thing

but roxas your wrong, god exists, but she cant use a computer cause he gots hooves for hands ^-^


well that explains that white arrow poking me all the time >.>

 

shut up just becasue we are making fun of god while he looks at porn you don't have to make fun of us because we are athiest....



waht the hell are you beeeatch .................. buddhist!

 

yes. i also think he has games on his computer where he chooses natural disasters to kill random humans. jk.

 

well if s/he's using the sims... hes got like, The Sims version 324232552 because we can do a ton of stuff the sims cant... Like in the sims you can only do the nasty in bed or in a hot tub but last night i walked in on my parents and they were doing it on the couch... then 45 minutes later my dad was like "get out out of here!"

but seriously, if God did have a comoputer, he would probably have every computer there is. If he's in the mood for early 90s he could snap his fingers and then *poof* its a Windows 92 laptop with all the capabilities of a brick. If he wants to do some sweet recording for all his mamma jams then *poof* its an iMac G5 and he plugs his strat into Garageband.

It is interesting to think about what God does in his spare time.

 

I think that God, if he/she/it is really out there, wouldn't need a computer. I'll leave you to figure out why.

 

ROFL OMG. I just about pissed myself that was so funny. xD

xDDDD

He messes with people's heads.

Why do you think we have so much mental ******ation? God's obviously running out of patience. >_>


Jk. xD

I'm agnostic. So whatever is out thur, is just a cloud of plasma, I bet. That can also speak perfect English and all other languages.

>_> Because he's 'supernatural'.

 

I say no, if God does exisit he is an ultimate being, he doesn't need a computer, in the way God is described why would he need one.

 

God wouldn't need a computer, as he already knows all knowledge and would have no need to surf the web.

 

god dosent need a computer if he wanted one he could just become a computer or even better the internet its self

 

Wow, 4 pages of replies? Never thought it'd get this popular...XD

Anyway, when you think about it, perhaps god isn't even really god. But a real person who's living in a world like ours, only we are his computer...o.o

 

Wow... thats a scary thought o0

 

Does this mean essentially we are the Sims? Think about it, if we are all one big computer programme being run by god, then this would make sense. I'm not so sure about the computer itself, we're too flawed. There are obviously random parts in this game.

 

I think not cos god doesn't exist.

 

Well, it's speculation Lithium. I personally don't think he exists either, but if he did, he's supposed to be this all-powerful being...would it make sense for him to own a computer?

And I doubt we're a sims game. I'd say we're more like a bunch of files. And deseases are virus, and wars are just confilcting data.XD