Do you think God owns a computer?

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  1. Roxas OG

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    I think that if god had a computer, it would have 2 screens.

    One for each eye.
     
  2. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    Hmmmmmmmmm...what if the internet is just holy energy that Bill Gates learned to channel into a computer?=o
     
  3. Roxas OG

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    I don't think he's that magical.

    Then again, God could be Bill Gates. God could be one of us.
     
  4. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    Bill Gates not magical? How very dare you!Dx

    And yeah, I guess that with god being all powerful, a computer, or the internet,or the sims could be described as him. He really could be anything. If he even exists that is.
     
  5. Roxas OG

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    Do you think he has a Mac or a Dell?
     
  6. Sorax SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEEEE is a triumph.

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    I think he has all of it, considering he is GOD, maybe he has a lot of computers and there he sits on his chair where he types to all of his let's say, hmmmm, if you can imagine a circular table and your chair is in the middle of that table, and a lot computers waiting to be touched over there, GOD is there to touch it and maybe he has like a prayer answering machine as well, you like in Bruce Almighty.
     
  7. Cody Chaser

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    What if god is actually a computer.....
     
  8. Sorax SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEEEE is a triumph.

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    you know i never thought of that, yeah, what if god stored all the knowledge in the whole universe, what if god is the computer, i like that...
     
  9. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    What if god wasn't a computer, but a file in a computer run by someone who is MUCH more powerful then god?O.o
     
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    LOL! God ownes ALL computers :p :D
     
  11. Camel Banned

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    NO NO NO!!!


    you all have it all wrong,


    God has a pink computer with a hello kitty on it with purple polka dots on it.
     
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