Dr. John

I would ask you if your robot is ready to meet it's maker, but since you are his creator, you two have met.

 

The Castrate-O-Tron 9000X exceeds the level of readiness, good sir. And while I have successfully detected the witty tone of your statement, I will, in all seriousness and delight, inform you that it will revolutionize the castrating industry.

 

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o rly?

 

The Insanoflex is alot better. It even as music built in to the robot.

 

In a recent controlled laboratory simulation, the Castrate-O-Tron 9000X exceeded all past efficiency records, shipping out ninety bags of penises a minute.

 

RUN M.A.R.T.E. RUN!!!

*controls M.A.R.T.E. to run!*

 

You cannot escape the Apreture Science testing facility.

 

I can try.
M.A.R.T.E. wasn't made for street fights, just regualation fights.

M.A.R.T.E, GET AWAY FROM HIS FLAMETHROWER!!!

 

Forget it. Your pitiful excuse for a machine can never outrun the Castrate-O-Tron 9000X.

 

Or out flamethrower it.

*Flamethrower*

When a penis is too thick to cut through, charring works quite nicely.

 

*controls M.O.N.T.E as fast as humanly possible*

DON'T HURT US!
DON'T HURT US!
DON'T HURT US!

 

Since the robot lacks genitalia, we must harvest some fresh meat from somewhere...

*Takes out buzz saw*

 

I knew I should watch this show more often. When is it on?

 

It's on Mondays.

 

Just think about Horse Vaginas. They'll sell really well. <:

 

But how does one extract a vagina? Unless...

*Scribbles on blueprint paper*

 

*looks over shoulder*

No, see, the Kahoozamoltron and the Fyarginator should be over here, where the Blarbabloob is.

 

But then where do I put barbed dildo? This is going to screw up my entire vision.

 

No, see, that's what that socket there is for. *points*