Dr. John

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  1. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    *Looks*

    And then I can move this to... Aha, there we go.

    The Vag-O-Matic 43K is near completion.
     
  2. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    But what about the Orgasmator?
    >: I liked that thing...
     
  3. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Aren't you glad you hired me?
     
  4. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    It's included in the Vag-O-Matic's chassis.

    *Points to barbed dildo*

    Well if I hadn't, this masterpiece wouldn't have been possible. I guess that's why you're the Secretary of Technology.
     
  5. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    If the dildo is barbed, then...
     
  6. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    And what am I?

    I think there should be a rocker on it. C<
     
  7. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    It's only for the most extreme of women.

    ... That's just crazy enough to work. Or kill millions.

    *Adds*

    I love it.
     
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  9. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    Yes, I think it's ready to be built.

    You should make a special Prototype for myself. :'D
     
  10. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Agreed. Get on it, Dalk. Make sure Rissy beta tests it every step of the way. For the sake of our profits.
     
  11. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Alright.

    *steps into lab*

    The prototype should be done...
    *looks at watch*
    80.47 seconds.
     
  12. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    Doesn't it extract the vagina? What if you get sued?
     
  13. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    Well then, while that is going, I should get 'ready' for the Beta Testing. <:
     
  14. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    The longest 80/47 seconds of our lives. Now, gentlemen, we wait.

    Rissy has already signed the legally binding contracts. She has no choice in the matter.
     
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  16. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    You can go warm up in the back room. Ignore the cameras.
     
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  18. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    B|

    Okay, I will need;

    Booze, A Coke Bottle (No Coke In It), Cut Cheese, Baby Carrots, Tight Leather, And Pink Underwear. Oh, and also, don't forget the Booze. (:
     
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  20. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    The dinging machine is a cruel mistress.

    Dalk, start pissing with the force of a tidal wave, Rissy needs some booze, stat.