Ever in need?

Your fallen tears have called to me, so here comes my sweet remedy.
I know what every noob needs for her to live life happily.
With.. just a click of my magic mouse your troubles will soon be gone.
With a flick of the wrist in just a flash, you land a geek with a ton of cash,
A high priced computer made by slaves no less!
Some crystal glass monitors and no more stress!
Worries will vanish your hard drive will cleanse
Confide in your very own virtual friends
We'll help you set a new social trend!

I'll make you smart, I'll make you fake!
The kind of gal a jock would date
They'll write your name on the computer lab wall
MALE VOICE: For happy ever after- give Kitty a call!

A sporty moped to ride in style. A sexy man-boy chauffer Forsaken.
Appear your blemishes, tooth decay.. celulite thighs will become visible
A hool and a hey! Have a pet Grasshopper.

Slit and cut here and there, to land that geek with the perfect retainer.
Sinus clearers, inhalers! to get that geek with a sexy laptop.
Lucky day, nerd buffet
You and your geek take a roll in the artificial hay
You can swoon in the gym with the geek to this tune

Don't be drab, you'll be had
Your geek will have rock-hard dads
Tofu souflee
Pokemon Day
Have some artificial chicken fricassee

Slit and cut here and there, to land that geek with the perfect retainer.
Sinus clearers, inhalers! to get that geek with a sexy laptop.
Lucky day, nerd buffet
You and your geek take a roll in the artificial hay
You can swoon in the gym with the geek to this tune


...call me.

 

*calls kitty*
i can't open this thingy T.T

 

*calls kitty*
Yes I'd like a cheese pizza with a medium Dr. Pepper please!

 

ooh and this is nicely made ^^

 

I need......you to answer me on MSN xD. I wanna trade ;~;

 

lol, i never made it. I simply changed some words. XD