Gah...help

It's my dog, for some reason, even though she looks and is acting very energetic ect as normal, she's suddenly refused to eat anything that isn't human food. I give her dog food, she rejects it every single brand/type. And then the moment I rest my food on my table, rather it be a hamburger, or mac and cheese, anything I cook she jumps onto the chair then onto the table and steals all my food. D:


Though what really got to me, was when I asked what was I going to eat, and she rolled a can of dog food to me. SHES TRYING TO TAKE OVER MY HOUSE

 

Call Ceaser Millan (I am pretty sure I got his last name wrong).

 

LOL, you poor person! I think maybe if you put the dog food on the table and act like you're going to eat it, then your dog will steal it. I feel so bad for you

 

Your dog is a human being trapped in a dog's body!

 

Give it ham.

 

Disguise her dog food as something you would eat. :D

 

Tried it, she can clearly tell a difference XD

Gave her ham, she ate it then just stared at me.

Well i tried doing a sandwich with it just now, though all she did was eat the bread, and leave the food alone.


And now she's sleeping on my bed...on my pillow .___.

 

Mush human food with dog food so she'll have to eat the dog food then put less human food every time you feed her

 

I think that's a good idea...You should try it Xaldin..

 

I did xD and it worked, though now she's just laying in my bed looking sad ;; I feel sorry for tricking her like that, I don't think she really likes any dog food now.

 

Wow, it's like your dog wants to be human.

Haven't seen that one yet. xD

 

It's like Larry from Spongebob!!

 

Yey my plan work, to bad my other plan to help with something else didn't work

 

Awwww... ;_;

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*is glad she doesn't have a dog XD;*

 

Seriously you should've starved it out. That's the way to gain dominance. If you submit to the dog you are it's b***h and you are really pathetic. So make it dog food or death that'll show it who's boss.

 

See a vet.

 

=O

Wow, uh....

Yeah......... O.o;

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That would be animal abuse, though, wouldn't it?

 

Err....that's rather too cruel o_o I wouldn't give it that choice, I mean I know the dog's trying not to dominate over me. Maybe she's just trying to see what it's like being someone else, cause before a few days before she was staring at me very observant in a way, though then I thought she was just hungry and thirsty xD

 

Xaldin you're too soft and mush like baby food. Dominate did anyone conquer anything by letting dogs walk all over them no they put horses on the senate.

 

I am not letting my dog walk over me, I'm just having slight problems.

Though yeah I'd say I am a bit soft when it comes to anyone's emotions.