[Game] "I could never marry someone who..."

I enjoy playing this game in my head. xD I just think of how I could never marry someone that did [or didn't] do a certain thing. It's rather self explanatory, and it's fun to rack your brain. xD
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I could never marry someone who has a buzzcut.
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Interesting.

I could never merry someone who can't stop moving.

 

I could never marry someone who isn't open minded.

 

Holy crap, I work at a wedding reception center!!! I could do this game for HOURS.

I could never marry anyone that wanted to have a chocolate fountain at their wedding.

 

I could never marry someone who was a heavy drinker.

 

I could never marry a man who is obssessed with golf and be out from morning to night.​

 

I could never marry someone who has missing limbs.

 

I could never marry someone who wanted to be an actor.

 

I could never marry someone who only loved me for my body.

 

I could never marry someone who was bald. Sorry, but it reminds me my bad smelling grandfather.

 

I could never marry someone who goes to BYU.

 

I'm sorry, i know you have a bad memories of that but i just laughed Dx

I could never marry someone who isn't at least halfway Sane.

 

I could never merry someone with a foot fetish >.>

 

I could never marry someone.

*cough*

 

cin gtfo the spam zone and go back to the new spam zone plzthx.
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I could never marry someone who enjoyed extreme bondage. o:

 

I could never marry someone with no sense of humour.​

 

I could never marry a girl...

What??? Im straight!

 

I could never marry someone who disliked pokemon, or who denied that sealing someone neck-down in concrete on the motorway would be a 1337 method of execution.

 

I could never marry someone who didn't like music.​