Getting pushed down the stairs...

IS NOT FUN

*puts bandaids on knees*

 

are you ok!?

 

yeah...

just hurting, EVERYWHERE *emo*

 

slicing off part of your finger in a deli slicer is no bueno either.

 

i almost cut my hand off when cutting an apple...

i still have the scar

 

i'm still bleeding.
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Maybe i should stop typing....

 

I stabbed a giant needle from one of those xmas wreaths throught my middle finger, and severed the artery vein lol....almost lost my finger from it.

 

Sadism thread wut?

 

lol nyu just discussing bout our near death experiences >w>

 

Near death? In that case i retract my slicing off of part of my finger and substitute my heart attack in 07.

 

substitute heart attack? psh, try being in hospital for over a week cause of a bad allergic reaction to a walnut :B

 

oh can i list stuff that SHOULD have killed me but somehow didnt?

fell off of a 2 story roof, landed on my head, neck did NOT break
155 foot drop into water, no damage
attempted suicide x5 (yeah wtf, i knwo what kills a person, and apparently it doesnt kill me)

 

I got pushed down the stairs, once. I fell headfirst, broke my nose, continued to tumble down, sprained my wrist, and then bumped into a teacher and got burning coffee all over me. I had burns...>> It hurt like hell. It hurt so bad I couldn't even cry XD.

 

You keep at those Rock Band achivements

ow thats gotta hurt...

when i fell, i somehow cut my knees, even though there is NOTHING sharp >:

 

I split my head open wrestling once >.>

 

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I got dragged by a golfcart once... scraped my knees really bad on the pavement... ;-; (It's a long story ^^')

I was also riding down a dirt hill on my bike once and the wheel got stuck on a rock and I went flying over my handlebars. ><

ALSO I was at one of those river things at a waterpark where you sit and float in a tube and there was this part that had a really fast current and I tried to go on the current without holding on to a tube... Sadly, the current sucked me under and I got stuck under somebody's tube and almost drowned... the lifeguard didn't even see me ;-;

 

DAYUM

me and my cuz (the same idiot that pushed me down the stairs) were riding down a hill full speed and i pushed him so he smashed into a tree, but when he did, he grabbed the back of my bike and i fell of it and almost killed myself >>

and this one time, at a water park, me and a couple of friends decided to go down one of those slides where u go on a floatie with like 4 ppl, and i somehow got sucked under and almost drowned by being squashed by thm XDD

 

I am sooo clumsy.

I got pushed off a moonbounce thing and landed on my arm, had the back of a golf cart on my leg, fall down the stairs at my school 3 times, and I backflipped off of a trampoline and my friend laughed at me n_n

I can seem to never break anything.