Girls/Women are the root of all evil. Proof.

You have probably seen this before, but I still find it to be entertaining.

For those who don't already know, sqrt = square root

First, Girls require time and money.
Girls = Time * Money.
And as we all know, time is money
Time = Money
Therefore
Girls = Money * Money = (Money)^2
And because Money is the root of all evil
Money = sqrtEvil
Therefore
Girls = (sqrtEvil)^2
And we are forced to conclude
Girls = Evil


Case closed. Please don't hate me for realizing this.

 

The square root and the actual power would cancel out. Which would mean girls = money.
You did it wrong but it is still rather accurate.

 

I saw this on PWO a few days back too...

tl;dr​

 

Typo, should be evil :b

 

So when you multiply money by itself you get girls?

 

Yes. Which is why prostitution is such a profitable field of work.
And also, why there are golddiggers

 

I find this highly offensive.

 

Pink Floyd * Pink Floyd = Beastie Boys.

 

I laughed, but now I'm comnig to kill you. >:|

 

Spoken like a true imbecile who believes everything he reads on the internet.

 

I don't believe everything I read on the internet, I believe math <3

 

I think this was one of the first things I ever read on the internet, with a similar or this exact equation. Oh nostalgia~

 

Old joke is old. I found this at least three years ago.

 

Oh dear.
Funny math.
It's math, but it's funny.
I wish not to do math, but I would like to read the joke.

Damn.

 

Girls may be annoying at times, but evil? Isn't that going a bit too far? Not Funny Joke is not funny.

 

Spoken like someone who reads IGN.

 

Looks like somebody hasn't had much luck with the ladies.

 

Wow, people are really hatin' on jokes!

And yeah, I know it's old, but like Christhor; nostalgia!

 

You made too many mistakes for it to count. You said root of all evil, while the end result was just evil, and not the square root of evil.

 

Isn't hating on jokes about hating on jokes also hating on jokes?