Give me your best puns

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  1. Kannira the wolf Traverse Town Homebody

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    After watching Casino Royale, girls flocked to a chemistry class because they heard there was a single bond there.
     
  2. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    I wanted to be a docter, but I didn't have the patience.
     
  3. TacoGrenade King's Apprentice

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    Why couldn't the skeleton bungie jump? He didn't have the guts!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    KH-Vids.net.
     
  5. Kannira the wolf Traverse Town Homebody

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    Why did the chicken go to the bar? To see that chicks.

    loloLoOloooollololololoLOLOLOlOLoLOlOloLoLOloLoOOlOLoL!!!!!111!!!1!111111!ONE
     
  6. TacoGrenade King's Apprentice

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    Oh you are so not outdoing me. Ahem, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



    How do like them apples?
     
  7. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    What are chicikens and chiciks?
     
  8. Kannira the wolf Traverse Town Homebody

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    I fixed it ::stupid:
     
  9. Stardust Chaser

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    Them's tasty.

    An orange escaped certain death with a banana. They then resolved to sail away for a reason I haven't thought of yet.
    Once they got to the ocean, they realized they needed a boat... But could use the banana like a canoe.

    As they were sailing away, the banana said to the orange, "Orange , ya glad ya brought me with you?"

    HURR HURR.
     
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    :l ...........................................................
     
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