Guys

There's someone outside my window, staring at me, what do I do?

 

show them your bathtub. tell them it will be the last thing they see b4 they die.

 

I would, if not for the fact that we only have a shower. :c

 

me too, friend... me too...

 

Show them the bright side of the moon.

 

Thank you Repliku, now there's even more of them, and they're all pantless.

 

I hate it when that happens. :/

 

i think Christhor is doing something funky. every time i open this thread my computer blocks a pop up.

 

Inform RISK to come back inside.

 

Just do what Kevin did in Home Alone 2, throw a brick. Actually 3 of them.

 

I really like your shower curtains.

 

throw pizza at their face :3

 

I know right? It's such a pain.

Yes.

He shall not be allowed, he doesn't want to finish his meal, called it "Mystery food X" or something.

Throw a brick through my own window? Alright *sounds of glass shattering* DAMN IT, you didn't tell me they could dodge...

Why thank you, they're quite cu... Wait a minute, you're one of them! *le gasp*
Want to come in?

Good, they're eating, maybe they'll leave me alone for a little while <:

 

We didn't think they were that smart.

 

Mmm that depends, what's in your fridge?

 

superbananacakes.

 

**** them .

 

Plums.

Most likely an assortment of goods.

 

Pluuuuuumz!!!!!! omg hai.

 

I was suprised myself, I was expecting them to stand completely still and take them. This sucks.

Let's see here... We have cheese, something yucky, bologna, milk, juice, some more yucky stuff and... Carrotcake! Delish

I was thinking about it, but there's to many for me, I doubt they'd be gentle enough for me anyway. ):

and you, don't forget you're in there c: