haha..this is funny...

note...This has bad language used in * form....


8 year old timothy walked in and his parent's were calling each other names.. The mother called the father a Bas*ard and the father called the wife a B*tch... young timothy goes and asks his mom
"What does Bas*ard and B*tch mean?"

"A Bas*ard is a gentleman and a b*tch is a lady..." Young timothy kept that in mind... Later, timothy was walking around the streets and heard some guy talking about where is viagra pills were and a woman kept asking where her estrogen was... (okay I know that is wrong, but please read on...it gets funny..)...Young timothy goes and asks his mom what they were...

"Viagra is ahppy Pills for men and estrogen is happy pills for women..." the mother answered... Timothy still remembered that... He then walked up the stairs and saw his father shaving for the thanksgiving dinner tonight...He accidentaly cut hisself and yelled out "Sh*t..."

"Dad...what does sh*t mean?" Timothy asked.. His father answered.
"Sh*t is what I call shaving creme.." he said...

Timothy then walked down teh stairs and into the kitchen..He saw his mom cutting the turkey with a knife... She accidenta;y slipped and cut her finger..She yelled out
*F*ck"

"Mom..what does f*ck mean?" timothy asked...
his mother proudly answered...
"F*uck is the way you carve a turkey... A few moments later, all the guests arrived.. Timothy answered the door...He greeted them...

"Hello b*tches and bas*ards...May I offer you some viagra and estrogen pills? My dad is upstairs wiping sh*t off his face and my mom is in the kitchen f*cking the turkey" Young timothy said...

Wasn't that funny?

 

OMFG XDDDDDDDDDDDD

That was awesome XD

oh god my spleen >.<

 

Yes it was....
First thing thats actually made me "LOL" all day.
Thanks for the laugh.
:D

 

haha..no problem...I saw that on myspace like last year and I just remembered it

 

XD ROFL!!!!! I heard this from my sister ages ago and then I forgot it and I was so annoyed, I tried to remember it but couldn't. It was alot like this but different. Thanks for posting it.

 

XD

That was pretty good. Not too funny, but entertaining at the very least. xP

 

I heard something similer to that.

Still pretty good though.

 

HAHA very good. The ending was very funny. :D

 

OMG..my 10 year old cousin just read that...O_O

But it was funny nonetheless.