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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Pistol Schoolboy, Jul 16, 2008.

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  1. Pistol Schoolboy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    To be straight honest with you guys, I think I'm being stalked.

    xD No, seriously. I think I am.
    I wonder if someone is hanging outside my window ...
     
  2. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    Set up a complicated trap involving a playboy magazine, a box, a shoelace, a stick, and the numbers 3, 2, and 1.
     
  3. P E A N U T ~*~Never Surrender~*~

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    My friend had a stalker for a while. Somebody kept on calling her cell during school and she had no idea who it was. It was freaky 0_o
     
  4. Pistol Schoolboy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    What would a PlayBoy magazine do if it's a girl?

    How I know it's a girl is because I had this awkward conversation with Devon's best friend, Alyssa, last night.
    ... I think it is Alyssa.
     
  5. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    Playboy is a universal attraction.
     
  6. SplitOverload Chaser

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    Take your shirt off and take a picture of yourself. Glue that on the front cover of the month's issue. That's serious bait.
     
  7. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Play Microsoft Sam as loud as you can outside of your window. Make him say anything to scare off the stalker.

    Works everytime...
     
  8. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Buy a hammer and hang outside your window 24/7. When you see the stalker whack her with it, it will do both of you good.
     
  9. SplitOverload Chaser

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    Uh not if she's hot >_>
     
  10. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    We don't know the details yet. Even though she may be hot she probably has an insane personality and there are hotter girls out there.

    And judging from his reaction, he is not amused.
     
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