Has anyone ever noticed

that the word 'awkward' has a sort of awkward spelling?

 

And abbreviated is also a really fucking long word.

 

Three is a five letter word.

 

I think of pontoons when I call people pontificating bastards.

 

My friend's little cousin pronounces six "sex".
She is 6.
Thus she is sex, according to her.

Hm. That was off topic.

 

This thread is awkward...

 

that spelling is wrong...

 

Well, that is awkward...

 

I don't think awkward is spelled awkwardly.

 

Lisp has an s in it. Damn the cruel ******* whoever made that word up...

Its still funny though.

 

We also drive on parkways and park on driveways.

English is kinda ****ed up.

 

Apartments are on top and next to each other.

 

People will die if they are killed

 

English is the most awkward language. There are so many awkward exceptions to those awkward rules its just really awkward.

There is no I in team, but there is an I in pie, and there is an I in meatPie, and the reverse of meat is team.​

 

LOL, Wut? How 'bout the fact that we can relate things to another, like that.
Or, racecar is spellled racecar backwards, and not at the same time...

 

You can't say teeth without teeth.

 

Yes you can.

...wait no you can't.

 

really *emo time* :(/wrist