Have your friends or family ever CAUGHT you doing something embarrassing?

You can, I just lol'd. That's all~

 

1. Why wasn't i there TT_TT
2. mehhhh
3. I'll be student teacher now? ;D

whuuuut? D:

 

B-b-but...

You said you had more funny pervy stuff.

 

ok, you'll regret for asking >O>

One day, me and my best friend Desi, were voice calling Ben (Xendran) and I was drinking some water, then Ben was making the most ******ed noises in the mic so I spat the water out laughing and it looked like I had pissed myself, and then Desi's mum randomly walked in and was like "Need a pad?"

AND EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME

Ben and her still give me sh*t about it Dx

 

Oh, you reminded me of one.

I was at the super market with my mother, and she ran into a friend of hers and her daughter. (The friend's daughter)

Anyway, we talk, and eventually discuss school. She was in year eight. (In my year eight I only had one teacher for all subjects) Because she went to a private school, I wanted to know if she had different teachers for different subjects, and whether her day was split into different classes. So without thinking, I asked, "So, are you having periods yet.

Everyone looked at me and I realized what I just said. I spent the next 10 minutes giggling hysterically, trying to explain.

 

yeah so one time... at band camp O___o
jay kay

but yeah one time in seventh grade we had a fire drill
and it was all cold and stuff outsideeee
and i shoved my one friend at one point of time and soooo
he decided to take revenge and stufffff
so he shoved me right into one of my otherrrrr friends (who was a girl)
and my hands had reached out to keep me from falling...
soooo guess where my hands ended up grabbing :D

 

One time a girl punched me, her shirt suddenly turned to shreds and pieces fell on the floor, and then somehow my pants disappeared and a sea cucumber was on the ceiling and it fell and hit her shoulder, but then she pulled me on top of her and then somehow my ***** slid into her ****** so we were like "**** it" and continued the process, and nothing of value was lost, except her **** and mouth virginity... and her virginity in general.

 

That's hot.

 

Oh by the way, before anyone says "BUT WHO WAS THERE TO CATCH YOU?"

The cucumber watched and tried to stop us, but we ate it afterwards. It was really embarrassing because the cucumber was her father and yeah.

 

Cannibal much?

 

Wait a sec...

Now I am confused.

 

bsically all my stuff is pervy

 

my mom walked in on me and my girlfriend doing the "deed" once....she looked at us, we stopped and looked at her, all of us had a look of "oh ****" on our faces. MY mom turned and walked out of the room screaming bloody murder...

 

HA too much lol'ing occured aftre reading that.

 

Masturba-....

Reading por-

Having se-

....

Making clam chowder?

 

-giving a lol at the movies

-getting caught sleeping with my boyfriend by his brother (again)

-getting molested by a female dog on my cousin's trampoline


AND THERE'S WAY MOVER WHERE THAT CAME FROM

 

Watch something that they weren't expecting me to watch.


.....

Spoiler

SOAP OPERAS!

And i almost cried.

 

o lawlz hawwwwt.

 

expect for the one about the dog, massive cracker jacks lawl each time.

 

Yeah, that isn't inappropriate or anything.