Hellllp help help help! ;___;

I'm posting this in the wrong place, ain't I? ;_;
Anyways! I have this homework ( ;_; bleh. ) which I totally forgot about TT____TT
We originally had like...Two weeks to do it, but now the deadline is about 20 hours away, and in that time I gotta write a detective story.
about 5 pages long.

;_____; And my lack of ideas never ceases to amaze me.

Pretty pretty please, help me out! ;_; any bright ideas?

[EDIT:] almost finished ö_ö unbelieveable. Thanks for all the.. Nice advice :'3 ( Elena is the murderer! :'O gasp!)

 

Go play an Ace Attorney game.
problem solved.

 

Seconding this.

 

a what? ;_;

*runs around in confused circles of panic*

 

Have some guy mudered and the reason he's murdered is because his best friend was in love with his wife, so the dudes best friend totally killed the dude.

That didn't make scence, did it? xD

 

I...Don't..*sad mumble*..I don't have a DS... T_____T

*the circles of panic slows down into a sad walk*

 

A mysterious nameless detective tries to hunt down a shady serial killer who uses a supernatural notebook to kill the criminals of the world in an attempt to create a utopia.

 

Hmmmm....

Okay. Write about how a circus' ringmaster gets murdered outside his tent, by a disgruntled lion tamer who threw a trophy at him from his room in the second story of a building, because the ringmaster killed his beloved lion for an accident that resulted in a child getting a mangled arm.

 

Yeah, that was my original idea, but...
...I figured it reminded me of something... ._.

Maybe...I'll just write about a small puppy getting ran over by a car..T_T

Somehow, I just can't write about stuff like that ;_;
I'll just go jump off a building and see if I hit someone! : O
If I do, I can search his apartment after a good story! : D And since he's dead, he can't do aanything to stop me! >: D
buahahaha!

 

Everybody dies at the end. EVERYBODY.

 

Except Hamlet.















































































































































Wait, does Hamlet die?

 

Not helping! :' D




































And I have no idea ._.

 

HMMM

maybe you should make a twist on a classic story

Like...maybe Alice in Wonderlan : D >D

 

That's an idea : o I kind of like it : 3
Actually, I think I'm going to make a story of it, like a darker version of Alice in wonderland, but use an other idea for this homework x'D

 

I have a Fanfic on here called Alice In Murderland >__> It's on Hiatus..but just use a diffrent story for this one


Like...hmm....Cinderella? Little Red Riding Hood?

 

Aww ;_; I luv Alice in wonderland. So bizarre : 3
But, yeah, the idea was yours to start with. Tough luck TT_____TT (or just you being smarter than me : 3)
But it still is a great idea : 3 I luv creepy fairytales ^__~

 

Im telling you to use Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty...it's much more easy..

 

sleeeping beauty it is! But that still doesn't solve my detective story problem ;_;

 

In all seriousness...you're ****ed.

I don't expect you to finish it. I really think you'll fail in al senses.

GOOD LUCK!