Hello from Amsterdam!

oh hai thar c:

 

Mr. Pumpkin! Wassup?

 

Dude, we miss you ; ;

 

So guys. I just had a stroopwafel McFlurry. It was AMAZING! Also, seeing stroopwafels in a vending machine yesterday was a double orgasm. Twice. I really wish they were more popular in America.

 

You know what is popular in America though?

You're mom. :v


herpderp

 

But I can't eat my mom!

 

So a QUADRUPLE ORGASM?

 

DUDE WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ;_;

My posse's not complete without the Pumpkin

 

No. A double orgasm twice. As in, one double orgasm, and then another double orgasm.

 

Normally engaging in sexual activity in public would be frown upon in most societies, but not in The Netherlands.

 

So another tidbit. I was "talking" to a girl today (thank God she spoke English) and apparently I insulted her. What does she say after slapping me? "You are such a sexy pig!" She then stomped off angrily. I'm still confused.

 

What did you say?

 

I don't remember exactly, but I do remember it had to do with how Dutch girls tend to have better taste in men than American girls, referring to fact that she flirting with me and not the guy literally 5 metres away that most girls I know would be drooling over.

 

You could, but that's generally frowned upon in society.

:v

 

It's too bad too. She looks delicious covered in BBQ sauce.

 

That's so wrong on many levels...

 

It's not my fault she fell into that vat of barbeque sauce at the state fair last year! I told her to stay away.

 

Wait...

WHAAAAAAAAT?!? D:


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Eating like it's your birthday cake, boooy? o;
so so so so so wroooooong