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  1. Explode Who?!

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    Don't just make something up, act it out so it actually happened.

    Ridiculous Example: Make a bowl of popcorn and eat it sloppily, spilling it all over yourself. Then, use a dustbuster to clean up the mess, part of which is on your neck. Now, not only did you live the experience to avoid getting your story mixed up, but there are popcorn crums on the floor to serve as physical evidence.
     
  2. kingdom945 Banned

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    AIIGHT Y'ALL.


    True... but I don't think Hollister has those.... in August....

    I mean, they're like... show off yer bod, right?

    LMAO.

    Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to go, Sky.

    Not only would it make his mother want to look...

    They.. make those for guys?

    QUOTED FOR TRUTH.

    Rash = Not Bruise. A rash usually leaves bumps on the skin, while a bruise is formed under the skin.

    Jeeves never gave me any answers D:


    Well. It's what they're suggesting, so like, it's gotta work, right?


    Dude. Don't bruises hurt to the touch?
     
  3. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    You could've simply said you were biten by a vampire, twice, n' if she doesn't wish to be bitten as well she is best to leave you...floatin' away as you use the somke machine you got from the shop by givin' the shopkeeper a hickey.

    It can't fail!
     
  4. Luka Deafening silence

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    pretend you've been playing the violin =D



    no seriously use makeup untill it goes away like Jelly said =D
     
  5. Ashwa <3 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Seriously make up is your best way out. Just find the one that matches your skin tone. As long as it matches it should work.

    That'll teach you to get nasty hickeys. lulz ^_^
     
  6. Alex C: Kingdom Keeper

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    Thanks guys.
    ); And omg Brittany quote is truthful.
     
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    yknow if u never let her kiss ur neck this would never happen
     
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    Just say that it was the vaccuom cleaner
     
  9. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    Wear a turtleneck...
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    I really dont know.
     
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    Did I help at all?

    ): I dun think I did.
     
  11. Alex C: Kingdom Keeper

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    Yes it was. xD
     
  12. Luka Deafening silence

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    play the violin FAST D<
     
  13. Alex C: Kingdom Keeper

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    Oh tco. xD



    edit: my step sister is going to apply makeup on me Cx
     
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    (: Cool. So did you get it past your mom?

    Edit: I meant last night lol.
     
  15. Alex C: Kingdom Keeper

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    It was night time. She was half asleep.
     
  16. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    What if your shirt brushes the make up off?
     
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    That's good. Did I forget to suggest when you see her, you walk VERY fast and talk fast so that she'll be focusing more on what you're saying rather than your neck. And try to keep your head slightly tilted to the side that the hickeys are on if you don't have any make up on. That's what I do. It usually works.




    About 3 AM when my mom got home it was the same since I was babysitting an old lady.



    Guess how I could tell she was half asleep. >.>



    She was actually effin' proud of me.
    For keeping the old woman alive. O_o
     
  18. Alex C: Kingdom Keeper

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    ); My step sister lives in my house atm.

    So yeah. Nonetheless I'm going downtown, again, so I'm not going to see my mom till later tonight. So yeah. Since I have a party tomorrow I might get through these days. I dunno. The headphone trick works best.

    My grandparents saw it cause I wanted them to on purpose, seeing how they'd react, they kept looking at it and switching back to my eyes over and over. Yet they never said a word about it.
     
  19. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    She's gonna make you look purrtty. :3
     
  20. Alex C: Kingdom Keeper

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    o; Odd.

    But ok! I'll try that too.

    @ Kitty: Oh yes. xD
     
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