Hey! Guess what!

I have a job now! With money and everything! How amazing is this? The best part? I get to sell KNIVES! KNIVES!

 

Heeey, you get a job??

Congrats man! =]

Sell me one to kill somebody.

 

Beware of Matts ;)
But yeah, I could use a knife.... My old one is getting kinda bad. And the BLOODSTAINS!

 

DO NOT TRUST HIM WITH THEM.

I can't risk them being used against me.

 

Against ya?

I would never-

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attack you with a knife, DT-chan. =]

 

It's not attacking I'm worried about. >_>

 

I hope you mean knives like swords(they're just big, awesome knives. We all know that), or at least kunai knives

 

The knives would be traced back to whoever sells them. You have to keep receipts. Receipts = paper trail.

/killjoy

 

Take a look for yourself:
http://www.cutco.com/home.jsp

 

darn, no swords

 

There is this fishing knife, the Fisherman's Solution.
http://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?itemGroup=5721

 

Congrats :)
Now... I would like to do a little business. Can I have one of these knives:

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I want to kill chop up stuff with cuteness. <3

 

You got'a love a women very much to give her 12 sharp knives...

 

We don't carry Hello Kitty merchandise.

 

you didn't even give me a chance to guess
sigh

You have just lost a potential customer