Hi, I'm Wolf Haley!

Actually I was thinking more of a reality show. The first reality show that takes place completely on the internet. I can see it now.

 

The heinous yet celestial girl wonder desires female companionship, how peculiar. You are quite the oddity. I love you, I do. Care to hold my hand as we dance, I in the lead? Twirling and flitting, grand as can be. I have ribbons and rainbows, perhaps even glitter...

Our personalities mixed, I can be your other split.

 

Sorry, I'm more into rape and bondage. We can be friends though...and by friends I mean you being tied up in the back of my van.

 

Rape me, then. Do you like little girls?

 

Nah.
We need a laughtrack and clueless obnoxious neighbors.

 

Actually, you're right. I like it. Can we film certain episodes in black and white?

Oh, I think I'm going to like you very much.

 

Ah, that is good to hear. That warms my heart, it does. We must set a schedule. Makaze has me on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and you on Mondays and Wednesdays. Now, how does that sound?

 

Why not?
I'm sure someone would go for that.

 

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now :B

 

I prefer schizoids myself. Delectable little dwellers, they are. I am so very fond of my self.

 

Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and we've got a deal.

Then we can get rich and by KH-Vids. It's gonna be fabulous.

 

I call it a deal.

I am feeling hopelessly lost amidst these masses of sheep. I know that you are different from them, I acknowledge that you are your own individual. You are charming, positively exquisite. I can only hope to reach your level of magnitude. No, no, we are not even on the same level. I am worthless, I am pitiful, and I am paltry at that.

Do you accept me for who I am? If you do...

 

I accept you as a new girl for the back of the van. Hope in with the others and we'll go from there.

 

Alright! What shall we call this shipping? I presume that you will be the dominant one of us. HaRiA, then? WolfRiA?

 

We?
I think you don't know me that well. For when the show gets to the point where I can run reruns for royalities to live comfortably on for the rest of my life, I intend to murder your body and make it look like an accident

And no, you won't ever see it coming even if I've informed you what I intended to do.

 

I like WolfRiA. It seems...interesting.

I planned to do the same to you after I'd chosen one of the many girls in the back of my van to undergo as many surgeries as needed to make her look just like you, so then I could kill you and send her in as a replacement who will collect all the royalties and give them to me.

 

WolfRiA it is, then. Be careful, Haley. Watch out for P and Makaze comin' at you with a pickax, on the offense, defensively protecting their ship.

 

That's what guns are for, little one.

 

Watch out, he's gangsta!

 

GAWD! Get it right!