HigherBeing's Straight Bar...

People like me keep bumping it every time it gets buried...

 

omg, online alcohol.

 

Omg, urite.

Ruuulllzzzzzz. :x

 

*walks in * Hello!*sits on a chiar in front desk* BEER!

 

Leik, nu, we can't does that no moar.

 

Fine coke please?*Starts to reads a book*I ahte reading!

 

It must be killing you, lol.

*slides*

 

So i herd u gaiz have pepsi.

 

Kitty pwns You ... lol Jk
i'd like to have a coke kthxbye

 

*Guzzles Pepsi* No... We dun have any...
















ISH MINE!!!!

 

*grabs a pepsi* THIS SERVICE SUCKS*pwns the service*YAHYAHAYHAYAHYYYAAAARRRGHHHHH DDIIIE!

 

OMG, a stop flaming!

 

i call it nothing some one please get me some whisky

 

I'm gonna get skinned alive if you don't stop. :nonono:

 

FINE*drinks her pepsi*It's good.

 

Fine I'll take a Mountain Dew plz. ^+^

 

*Comes in bar with black leather jacket and black glasses with wheat in mouth while flipping a coin*
I'll have a coffee... black

 

i'AM SRY I CAN'T HELP IT*THREWS HER BOOK AT LA SOFA BREAKING HER GLASSES AND HER HAT COMING OFF*DIE!

 

*Enters bar*
*Glances around, and doesn't notice any premmys*
*charges the counter, and leaps over it*
*Steals all of the Pepsi Jazz Strawberries and Cream*
*sits on top of bar, pops open a can, and chugs*
*Grabs another*
*Drinks*
*Repeats 2 above steps until all go bye-bye*
*Ish crestfallen*

"Whuz Do I Do Now- *burps*?

 

I IS BACK FROM THE DEAD...........is my service bell here?