Honeymoon Airline

*Zexion activates the hyperspeed engines* Weee!!!!! :D

 

*taps on Rikku's sholder*
found my book of yo mama jokes wanna borrow it.?

 

*Wakes up from my nap* Hey...Are we in Hawaii yet?

 

No, Tallian, you're still on the plane.

 

no but if things get anyweirder we may be getting of in california well ok i was asleep most the time and im still freaked out vacations have a weird way of turning out different then you expected
*rests head on tallians sholder*

 

*Falls asleep Gangsta style*

 

0_o How do you fall asleep gangsta style?

 

*wakes up and screams*
"OMG i just rememberd im terrifyed of flying!"

 

*sigh* Does this count as spam?

 

gee tallian when to the bathroom a loong time ago and hasent come back yet wonder where he is? i hate flying!!!...im scared and alone...TALLIAN WHERE ARE YOU!!

 

told ya before...i'm everywhere.....cause i'm edible and the meal of the day

 

"i would realy apreciate it if thoes who dont belong here leave us honeymooners ALONE!!"
*looks out window*
"AHH! i hate flying i hate flying! tallian where r u dont tell me u hate me now!"

 

a tasty lookin snake juped out of KairiSoraKeyoflight.......

 

[Y did u all pick on me when i was baracaded in the bathroom(inacessable) and offline(unable to defend myself)]
*bursts out of bathroom, is spoken to by Darkwatch and spiballed by several people*
"OK now that we are in the air away from security, i feel safe telling you all that I have a bomb!! No wait, a gun... Poison... Nerve gas... Oh that's right..."
*Pulls out a bigass katana*
"Now about the ppl who spitballed me..."
"Also, Darkwatch, these seats aren't as bad as the ones in the bathroom. Back to attempted homocide"

 

OMIGOSH! WHERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! rikku you have been a good friend vivi uh i think ur awsome ....Tallian i luvs you but what is going to happen tho our children?*start crying*

 

Don't cry. I'm resonable, i'm only gonna kill those who spitballed me. Hang on.
*checks earlier posts, to make sure who that was*

 

*sigh of releif* but i STILL dont know where Tallian is !!!

 

Yep! it was the rikku couple!
*starts hacking away at them with the katana*
(not very nice when someone screws with u while ur offline is it? Also WTF captain i thought this was going to San Fransisco?)

 

"DONT MESS WITH A GANGSTAS FRIENDS!!!EVER!* beats sgh till he is unconsious the ties him up and locks him in the "emergency closed(i dont know what that is either)*rikku ,vivi as soon as we land tallian and i will take you to the hospital hang in there"

 

*Summons scythe in one hand and a keyblade in the other* Now, now, sgh. You don't wanna kill on a plane. Wait, how do you even fight on an airplane? It's too cramped!