How Xemnas met Marluxia

Pg-13 <_< uh.. yeah, enjoy!



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Xemnas: *writting reports* Stupid, stupid stupid!!!

*grim reaper comes in*

Grim: XEMNAS!!!! ITS YOUR TIME TO GO!!!

Xemnas: Wha?! Already? Uh... wanna make a deal?

Grim: Im listening...

Xemnas: How about you join my organization?

Grim: ... any... guys...?

Xemnas: All men...


Grim: Hm... nah, I think I'll pass.

Xemnas: OK! ok! Uh, how about u join, and I get you whatever you want!?

Grim: Hm... sounds tempting, and touching people to death sounds fun... how about you make me leader?

Xemnas: WHAT?! Wait...

Grim: NO DEAL!

Xemnas: OK! OK! I'll make you #13

Grim: Why not #1?

Xemnas: Because, I'm #1...

Grim: ....

Xemnas: Gah... how about # 1-1?

Grim: why 1-1?

Xemnas: Cuz its twice the 1...

Grim: Good point... hm... I get to keep my scythe?

Xemnas: YES!

Grim: Good, cuz its my source of my power.

Xemnas: Power of death?

Grim: Uh, no... power of flower.

Xemnas: Huh..?

Grim: I throw flower petals for a living...

Xemnas: But, aren't you the grim reaper?

Grim: Me? Heavens no! I'm the homosexual grim reaper. Only kill girls and homosexuals just to keep from exiting them too much.

Xemnas: But, Im not gay...

Grim: Isn't your name an anagram of-

Xemnas: SHUT UP!

Grim: FINE! fine...

Xemnas: Look, what's your name...

Grim: I am Raul! ^_^

Xemnas: "I-A-M-R-A-U-L"... add an X... Marluxia...

Grim: Marluxia?

Xemnas: Your new name.

Grim: Heh, fine! But call me Marly!

Xemnas: Get away from me...

 

LMFAO niiiiiiiiiice Kairi! This made me actually laugh XD

 

Lmao. xD

Nice.

 

That was good XD It made me laugh