I Am Bored

entertain me...please?



but wait! i have a joke!! - kinda! *i will try entertaining myself*

there was once a baby chicken...a chicky......that breathed through its butt. it sat down and died

hehee
*oh tartersauce*it sounded better in spanish..*

 

Entertain you huh?

...


hmmm...

OH! I know!

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

 

sure lol

argh i need minimum ten letters okay im done

 

ok...

A guy fell into a mud puddle
































... that's it...

 

No, it's a white horse fell into the mud :3

 

*smacks head* Damn!

I knew I'd screw it up somehow...

 

.......i dont get it @_@

i dont know if its cause thats the joke, or because im a pretty innocent person *and i admit it*

 

Well...

Since it's a "dirty" joke... then the man who fell into teh mud puddle got all dirty...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*awkward silence*

Yeah...yeah... it's lame, whatever...

 

HAHAHAHAAAAAHahahahahahahahaaHAAhahaho!


woo!


ayayay thats funny!!:D
okay im not bored anymore =P

 

I don't get it, I must be to stupid to get it.

 

okay, okay i will explain spitfire

*ahhem* so you see, draik88 said do you wanna hear a dirty joke? and people automatically think ew something...dirrrrtay...yeah...you get the point
anyways, then he says a guy fell into a puddle of mud...what happens when somebody falls into a puddle of mud? they get dirty *hahahhahhaa* so, its a "dirty" joke!!! get it? get it?!? :D

 

Mine's better...


"Wanna hear a dirty joke? ...Tommy played in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? Tommy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear another dirty joke? ...Bubbles is the girl next door." xD

...That joke was first told to me in fifth grade, which is about... five years ago?

 

Wanna know something really funny?

I have a placement test in four days and I haven't started to study yet.
Which means, quite frankly, that I'm screwed.
=D

 

Ahhahhahahahahahahhahahhah! haha

Ok...


I feel sorry for you.

 

you guys are really entertaining! no really, seriously, MORE JOKES!! *im so easily amazed*lol* i would say more but most of mine are spanish lol

but still, wanna hear a joke?

 

Go for it. ^^

Here's one:

Three guys walked into a bar. You'd think at least one of them saw it.

YAY FOR CRYPTIC JOKES.

 

Women's rights

HAHAHAHAA

(i know, i just completely laughed at females, and i am a female but its a joke :p)

hahaha took me about 3 minutes to get it but i got it!! thats funny!

 

I have jokes but I feel that the lot of them are inappropriate for some of the kids on here. Not to mention I don't want anyone thinking less of me for what I say, so I'll try and think of something.

 

You won't offend me; go for it!

*facepalm*

 

No like terrible jokes I hear from my friends 80% of which are dead baby jokes that I am offended by. And it takes alot to offended me. Not to mention really gross.