I Am Bored

More Jokes you say!?

Alright, you asked for it...

Ok, so...

2 muffins are sitting on a counter...
and one of them yells, "Dang! It's hot in here!"
and the other muffin reply's "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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lame....yet a classic

 

surprisingly i thought it was funny lol :D

i heard that one before and i was gonna say it too lol

by the way draik88, the way you said "more jokes you say?!" makes you sound like a big brother or a dad or something LOL i dont know why :p

okay i got one! knock knock

 

... Big Brother!?
...Father!?!

*shudders*

the two things I never want to become...

ANYWAYS...

who's there?

 

Whos there??

 

your mom






haha...ha...ehe............

 

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OMG!!!




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LOL, I actually laughed at that!... meybe not that hard... but still... XD

 

yay! :D
i had made it up right on the spot lol go me

 

OMG...that was hilarious, wow i almost peed my pants.....I don't get it still.

 

I got another funny one!

I just spent over thirty dollars on MANGA!!
xD

 

Well Done! ^^

I though the reply was rather spontaneous...

Oh!

...do you like blonde jokes? I have a TON of them...

 

hahahahhahahahahahaa!!!....woo

we all deserve a funnyness award :p

 

*A word of WARNING to Blondes who may find this offensive


I'm sorta-kinda-meybe-not really sorry for the following joke*



Ok, so...


A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."

"What do you mean?" said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."

The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"

"Why yes," she said.

"I thought so," said the doctor... "You have a sprained finger."














Har-de-Har-HAR!!!!!

 

hahahahahahhaahaaa :D

i have a blonde jokes *no offense to any blondes out there at all - i mean it*theyre from this website:http://www.riddlesandjokes.com

what did the blonde say when she poured her cereal into the bowl?
"oh look daddy - doughnut seeds!"

how come blondes are always smiling during thunderstorms?
they think theyre picture is being taken

how do you drown a blonde?
you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

a blonde and a brunette were walking down the road when the brunette said, "oh my, look - a dead bird!" the blonde looked up and said "where? where?!"
*sadly, i think i wouldve done that :o*

hahaha!!!!...sorry, blonde people...

 

XD, I laughed so hard at the third one...

here's one of my favorite blonde jokes...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are having a swimming race across a lake. Before the race starts, the announcer says that they have to do the breast-stroke.

2 hours after the start of the race, the brunette arrives on the other side of the lake, another hours passes and the red-head arrives. 5 hours after the red-head arrives, the blonde finally makes it to shore, exhausted.

They ask her what took her so long and she replied,
"It wasn't fair! You guys cheated!"
"How?" they reply
"You guys used your arms!"

 

nuff' said