I am bored

Tell me a tale. Spin me a story. Weave me a novella.


gogogogog Best story wins

 

It's called the ugly barnacle.

Once there was an ugly barnacle.

He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

 

Once upon a time, there was a village of happy midgit elves. One day, a huge meteor struck the village. All of the happy midgit elves died. The end.

 

It's called the ugly barnacle.

Once there was an ugly barnacle.

He was so ugly that everyone died.
Once upon a time, there was a village of happy migit elves. One day, a huge meteor struck the village. All of the happy migit elves died. The end.

 

In a land far to the North, a young man must travel across the tundra waste land in search of a weapon created by the Gods to save the thin' he cherishes most in life...his Mr.Snuggles.

Comin' to a thread near you.

 

Once upon a time, there was a boy. The boy loved video games, ecspecially one called Kingdom Hearts. So he joined a fan site for the game. He was on for over a year, then, he came to the Spamzone and made a thread called, "I am bored". Many people posted stories. Very short stories. Then, the boy realized, Hey, I can go outside. And so, the boy left the computer, and went out. The End.

 

There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found that his dream had come true.

 

It's called the ugly barnacle.


Once there was an ugly barnacle, in a village of happy midget elves. One day, a huge meteor struck the village. All of the happy midget elves died.
In a land far to the North, a young man must travel across the tundra waste land in search of a weapon created by the Gods to save the thing he cherishes most in life...his Mr.Snuggles, He was so ugly that everyone died..

Comin' to a thread near you.

 

His name was Cin. o: