I believe in karma now

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  1. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    I gave: a wallet I found to the bus driver without removing any of its contents.
    I received: a call from a friend the next minute saying that a new video game store opens up in my town.

    I gave: my all stacking cubes of hay in a barn for my dad's boss.
    I received: an opportunity to go batshit on a set of furniture with an axe.

    I wonder what karma has in store for me next?
     
  2. Chevalier Crystal Princess

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    I must have been pretty bad in some past life or something because Karma never let me live it down.
     
  3. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Gain social and political influence beyond your wildest dreams? Get a free ice cream? I think someone has a very bright future in store.
     
  4. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    You guys would have to do some terrible things in order for karma to screw you over that badly though.
     
  5. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Pffthahahaha, I thought you might say something like that. I don't blame you.

    In any case, I've gotten good karma, but a good majority of it is bad, though I think that was in my past life. I must have been a ruthless assassin or something. (In my dreams)
     
  6. jafar custom title

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    yeah bro

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  7. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    I gave: A half hour of my time to go pick up ice from the gas station.
    I received: A moth who thinks I'm a thief because I got underchanged by an evil cashier.
     
  8. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    What the fuck kind of insect are you dealing with?
     
  9. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    I enjoy karma, but only when I've done something good. I hate the feeling of impending doom when I've done something bad ;-;
     
  10. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Your sig says that you're a Christian.

    You are so going to your god's hell.
     
  11. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Hehe, I don't believe it like a Hindu does xD I believe what goes around comes around.

    I hate that phrase but it was simple to use >.<
     
  12. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    The kind that causes horrible typos. I meant my mother.
     
  13. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    That sentence got tons less interesting.
     
  14. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    If it helps, my mother is about as intelligent as a moth.
     
  15. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    It doesn't help, I still imagine your mom as Killer Moth.
     
  16. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    Does she get captivated by lamps? Because there are tons of interesting things you can do with that knowledge.
     
  17. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    I am okay with this.