I can haz monkey?

I need to buy one, yo.

 

I can haz cheez burger!

 

*Gives cheez burger* I can haz monkey, nao? :D

 

Sorry, im fresh out of monkey.

*eats burger*

NICE! xD

 

I still want a monkey ;___;

 

Oh, why thanks.

I want a monkey too D: *Huggles*

 

Miele! Don't you remember the magical bag of randomness RRMS gave you a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago? I bet you'd find a monkey in there! ^_^​

 

What kind of monkey? I'd prefer a gorilla

 

You can have my brother 8D

 

I'll take it, how much do I pay you?

 

Anything higher than what you will offer. ;]

 

*slaps* you can't buy people's family. That's like slavery.

$1,000,000,000

 

Pssh...Slavery my butt, as long as you treat them well <3

Also, We all want pets, Monkey FTW!


$100,000,000,000

 

It's not slavery, it's like having a person that doesn't belong to you live in your house, to fetch my slippers and make my bed.......oh......wait


*pays the money* ohoho~

 

i don't accept money xD

 

O_O

Then what DO you accept? D: I need a monkey! XD

 

Not even if it was a shiny new quarter?

 

xD Nope not even shiny quarters :]


..hmm... what do I accept? O: I accept monkeys!!! 8D

 

Alright, XD as soon as I get one of those I'll trade you...........wait

 

Dude I want a monkey
But all i have to trade is my brother also
who I know you love, dont you miele
James would love to be your pet monkey​