I do believe that I have set an all time record.

Please don't tell me that's really the caption you put.
Then please don't tell me that you linked her to it.
Because no offence, dude, but that would freak any chick out.
Source? My alter-ego says so.

 

That is the real caption, but I plan on changing it before I link her to it. I did tell her that I'd have change it to something less embarrassing before I linked her to the album, though.

 

Make sure she is not struck in the head with a statue-clock by a suspicious man wearing purple, Larry.

 

Also check for toupees.

 

Pfft, DON'T WORRY! There's no way that could happen three times! R-right?

 

I know what you mean grandma