I dropped a pretzel on the ground.

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
If You Eat It I Will Come Through This Coumputer And Kick Ur @$$ With My Key Blade.......
Dont Think Ill Do It Do U... Eat The Pretzel..i Dare You

 

French fries are yum!
=D

 

Pretzels only bad when covered in wee beasties...

like what happened with Darky.

 

No.

No.

D:

Orly

...no.

.......no^2

...................no^3

lol that rhymed.

*42

.....who are you?

 

she came out of nowhere

 

Lol Twilightzone

 

HECK NO

Buddy,for all you know a dog took a dump a week ago in the exact spot where your pretzel fell.Even if it was cleaned up,the bacteria would stay there.So,do you want to risk eating a dog sh** infected pretzel or not?It's your choice.

 

*music appears and narrator guy come out from nowhere*

 

*floats into the doors*

. . . . .

And the chances of it being infected on my bottom smooth, just cleaned floor would be?

1/43504640687429658479608607464826045.00000000000000000000000001

Good day. D:

 

Ooooh,well,um,I thought you meant it fell...outside...or something....(runs to an open floating door)

 

Overcooked bread + salt =/= delicious

Unless dipped in chocolate. >:3

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! it's pretty cool!

 

YES YES YES!!! THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOSE! jk. Shove
it in your mouth.

*watches dramatic sight of him exploding*

Something tells me A. you swollowed a car bomb too fast
or B. that pretzel had something in it that your brother
possibly wanted to kill you with. Possibly explosion poison?
I hate that crap. I mean, people used to hate me soo much,
that I had to get a new face seven times. whoops. I shouldn't
have told you that.

*slaps self in face* BAD BREE BAD BREE!
*faints at pain of emo-ness*

:o :o :o

 

11 minute roll.

 

Take the pretzel and put next to a carebear so it can kill the carebear:D