I hate babysitting

Babies make me cry, she keeps hitting me in the head when I try to pick her up.

I need baby help D:


How the hell do you take care of babies.

 

Be nice to them and let them watch TV. D:

 

Oh god. At least it isn't the clingy kind that always try to hug you.

I pity you still.

 

Feed them, change nappies if needed, burp them, play with them and if you really can't stand it call in a proffesional ;D.

 

I was watching Resident Evil with her, she didn't like it for some reason ):

 

make them go to sleep or give them cookies if they promise to behave.

 

But some baby shows on, no wonder she's crying.

 

Oh god, tell me about it. I've been stuck with this f-cking hyperactive kid who sexually harrasses me for almost *2* weeks now. I'm really hoping she goes tomorrow, driving me up the wall is what she's doing.

Ah yeah, help...uh...

Dump it infront of the TV. Or play with it.

 

That's always my issue.

Xaldin, children are like crows. Give them something shiny or something that makes noise if you touch it...and they'll shut up. Or make them run around until they get tired and fall asleep.

Or...you could always do what I do: Yell at them and lock them in their rooms.

Yes, I'm a horrible babysitter. xD

 

When I babysit I just watch kiddy movies with them (last time was 'Mom's out of Sight!') and play games with them.

 

Well I'm just leaving it on cartoon network, for her. Thanks for the advice, I dunno when she's hungry though

 

I know. This five year old I always end up with a parties gropes my ass and shit. His parents and all the attendants think it's entertaining. :\ Then when I swear in front of him they bitch at me for corrupting their perfect child of god.

PROTIP: BEAT YOUR KIDS


and lol @ watching RE with her.

 

How old is the baby?

 

i just put on a couple of disney movies....i have like....4 movie cases of disney movies adn then some ;D

 

When was the last time it ate?

 

With babies it tends to be trial and error, run through a list when they cry, feeding, entertainment, nappy etc

 

Hang it upside down by it's ankles in the closet for a few hours, and it will shut up.

 

look at the user name.....good job DA

 

tie it to the bottom of a chair.

 

Have you tried playing with her or tried giving her a teddy?