I have a bit of a confession to make

Some of you have been noticing how all of the walls in all of my pictures are either bright blue or grey. I told you guys that I was insane, and I had pride in my ability to come out about it that far, but the truth is that I am currently being held in the Bel Air Psychological Studies Clinic, not in Kentucky, but in Maryland. I have a mental disorder that essentially makes me an information sponge, my mind pretty much forces me to listen to and learn from everything around me. This would be pretty nice, except for the fact that being forced to learn from EVERYTHING can lead to huge floods of information a lot of the time, and this causes what is learned to be misinterpreted horribly a lot of the time. Apparently, they think that Hitler might have had this disease, which is why it's so important to keep me physically away from society.

I'm actually pretty lucky compared to a lot of the people in here. I at least have some family in here, my aunt and uncle have the same disorder that I do, so I don't feel completely stranded. There's also the fact that I have severe ADHD, so as long as they keep me entertained I pose no threat to the people around me. To this end the people that run this place will allow my parents to buy me all sorts of stuff, most importantly this computer and a drum set. But lately the people who work here have been caging me up more and more, I'm pretty sure I haven't actually left this room in the past week or so. And I'm seriously afraid that something may happen to me soon.

So, if you guys would be so kind as to read this, I'd like people to know more about this.

See, I've never actually lived in Kentucky. As far as I can remember, I was born and lived the first part of my life as a pretty average kid in western Philadelphia. Every day after school, I would go out to the playground and socialize with my peers, you know, just chill out with the occasional game of basketball. But there was one day when things didn't go so well. There was one group of kids who I thought didn't mean any good for the community, which apparently I was wrong about. Long story short, I got into a fight with these kids. I saw it as no big deal, but my mom was horrified because she thought I might have this disorder. So she quickly sent me down to stay with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Now forget it, yo, home to Bel Air." I pulled up to a house around seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo holmes, smell you later." I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

 

The thread you made below this one proves you wrong. I liked the Will Smith ditty at the end, however.

 

I told you, they'd like to keep me entertained as much as possible.

 

I actually saw the ending coming. XD​

 

This would have been epic had you not said "Bel Air Psychological Studies Clinic" in the beginning. Cool story though, bro.

 

I can't believe I didn't catch this. o_O​

 

It was part of the setup D:

 

Saw it coming.

And what is tFPoBA?

 

CtR did it already..good try though..I could tell by the mindless babble that you'd pull this xD

5/10 for effort.

 

I was thinking of CtR's thread when I made this. Here's the plan; noobs come in, they don't read nearly anything. They think I'm serious. We all **** with them.

 

I had a serious case of deja vu at the end there... is that you CtR???

 

Guys, just throwing this out here but CtR did not invent doing this.

 

One of these days...Someone's going to post a thread like this and no one will believe them and they'll commit suicide.​

 

Well then. That's quite interesting. We're all rooting for you here in real Kentucky.
Nice try though.​

:P​

 

Thing is, we shouldn't tell them the plan in one of the threads. We need to post a seperate thread for it.

Saw it coming, even before the Bel Air Physocoligical Institute thing. 3.99999etc./10 because of the obvious lie, and the fact that you knew CtR did this, and yet posted anyway.

 

Actually, part of this is truth. I do have mental issues, but just not clinical level ones. And people did this before CtR did this, just because CtR did it doesn't mean that I can't. I mean, CtR has Rick Rolled people. By this logic, no one else on this site can Rick Roll besides CtR.

 

Yeah, but CtR was the first notable person on this site as far as I'm concerned to do this.

Sorry 'bout the mental condition, but I didn't actually say that that was a lie.

 

Jesus fuck this had buckets of potential.

Like John said, if you didn't have that stuff about the Bel-Air whatever whatever, it would've been fucking great.

Still, not bad.

6/10