All caps title? 8D So I was brewing sweet tea at work during our busiest time when a customer starts talking. This usually happens a lot and it's usually the standard "How are you doing today?" conversations, BUT NOT TODAY. Here's how the conversation went: Old lady: "How are you doing today?" Bueno: "Just fine, ma'am. How about yourself?" Old lady: "I'm doing great, thanks to Jesus Christ." Bueno: "That's....good to hear." (I'm one of the few Atheists at work, but I always attract the religious for some reason) Old lady: "And that's the only reason why!" Bueno: "Well...that's good?" (I know she meant it to sound uplifting, but it sounded depressing to me) Old lady: "This world isn't for 65 year old women any more. It's for young people. I was actually Jimi Hendrix's bass player's girlfriend at one point." Bueno: "Wow, really? That's awesome!" Old lady: "I was a heroin addict, a gangster's girlfriend, I did a lot of bad stuff. But Jesus saved me and put me on the right path. So when I give Him glory, I mean it." Bueno: "...I can tell." Old lady: "I've been to over 80 prisons in 4 countries telling prisoners that same story." Bueno: "That's...so great of you!" (What I really wanted to say was 'So we are torturing criminals.') Old lady: "How old are you, young man?" Bueno: "Uhhh 20." (Yes, I had to think) Old lady: "I was 20 once. Make sure you enjoy your life while you're still young!" ....tl;dr: I don't know if she was bullshitting me or not, but I met Noel Redding's ex-girlfriend and she told me about Jesus.
