I just got a root canal.

Awesome right? I was on laughing gas for 2 hours chuckling to myself about the little holes in the ceiling. You guys ever been on laughing gas?

 

last time i was on laughing gas... i think my dentist sexualy molested me. I told my mom but she didnt believe me

 

I LOVE LAUGHING GAS


when they ask me "can you feel your limbs?"

i lie and say yes until they turn it up all the way

ITS SO AWESOME

:lolface:

 

ur so kool 4 makin lewd jokes about sexual abuse i wanna be just liek u when i grow u-

Oh wait, no, you're not, and no, I don't.

 

excuse me. it was true. Jeez, just cus i spam and make immature remarks sometimes doesnt mean im tht way all the time

 

God yes I love doing that

Just serious face at them until you can't anymore


Also listen to Pink Floyd and Imogen Heap that **** is amazing

 

Confessssssssssionnnnnnnnn~ ♪ ​

 

F*ck you guys, all we get is novacaine. And it doesn't even help that much. :/gasp:

 

And now you know the story of the boy who cried wolf.

 

Yes. Alot.

 

They should bottle that shit up and sell it in the Black Market.
Maybe even in pharmacies/chemists for depressed people.
That would be awesome.