I live under a rock.

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Midterm elections. tl;dr the Republicans fucked shit up hardcore and now control the House. Take that as you will.

 

Yes, I did call sports stupid. Stupid sports are so stupid. Ah, alliteration. You see, alltieration basically means "same series of sounds". I learned that from reading books (and it's actually my favorite device to use). I have a strong dislike towards sports, mainly because it keeps finding a way to ruin my life. My sister's on a softball team and her stuff always come first, no acceptions for anything. And I was a student trainer for a year, so I was forced to sit through games and watch football practices. And, plus, our college team does suck (everybody knows it), so why don't we just put that money to good use. I favor academics over athletics anyday. If you're not focused on academcis, you'll just end up being as smart as a cast member for Jersey Shore (therefore, bringing me back to the subject).

 

viva la sports!(playoffs Thursday are I'm excited!)

 

Which will in turn be translated to the Democrats saying "It's the Republicans' fault Obama can't pass anything!", possibly resulting in a second term.
Meaning we're ****ed even worse then.

 

I'm also interested in writing a book. Just, throwing that out there.

If people didn't read books, how would they be able to steal write movie ideas.

 

The pen is mightier than the sword.

 

I've never watched Jersey Shore, and never will. My friends think I'm crazy.

A WILD SNOOKI HAS APPEARED​

 

Happy Ochobama! Eight-years strong! Woo!

I'm not at all pleased by this.

 

Andddd how do books make you better, faster,and or stronger?

 

Hell, I'd be more comfortable living with polar bears.
Then I can be all psycho and scream about the ice caps that aren't melting anymore.

 

Trainer KREE sent out JOHN? :'D

 

College is a pretty cool thing.

 

Unless you get Riptide from Percy Jackson... then you get a mix of both.

 

HOLO used Frustration.
*shot*

 

yeah but an AK 47 is mighter than the pen!

 

Trainer JOHN needs new training strategy.

Trainer JOHN throws POKEBALL at wild NARUTARDS!

Shoot! It was so close! Even though it missed.

And the AK-47 was produced by physics and engineering nerds. Any questions, peasant?

 

Do you know how much paperwork you need to READ in order to get a gun license?
And then how much more you need to READ and WRITE to actually buy the gun?
Plus you need a WELL PAYING JOB to afford the cost of the gun, shipment, ammunition, and special tools needed to clean it?
Which, by the way, you need to READ a manual for to know how to properly disassemble and clean the gun so you don't accidentally blow your own hand off.

EVERYONE uses Awkward Silence!
It's...not very effective.

 

Have you seen the size of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? XD

I'm saying that I do not care about athletics, meaning sports. I didn't say I hate recreation; that'd be like me saying I hate tag or hide-and-seek. I'm saying competitive sports are just...a waste of energy. What fun is it to be yelled at from the sidelines. I do run and exersise once in a while, I also like to do rock climbing; it's called being well balanced, not a muscle-head idiot who thinks naming his abs are halarious (which it's not).

And if it came down to it, I could just easily out smart them.

 

curses..................