I live under a rock.

I happen to be a fan of both troll feeding and kicking ten-year-olds. Just sayin'.

 

And yet as a staff member you will always be remembered as the Spam Zone mod who bravely started a crusade against KHI trolls:

in order to make this forum a better place for all:

So you'll have to excuse me if I don't take your word on that. :-P
(I kinda like this new mid-sentence quoting system of mine.)

 

woooo, styx just threw it down

 

Styx is on a roll... please, continue to amuse us.

 

I counter your Einstein with an Oppenheimer.

 

I face you with Schroedinger. And his cat.

 

Ah man, we're still going at this? O.o

 

Aha! You have activated my trap card: Niels Bohr.

 

Trap? Fine. I summon Planck. And his constant.

 

And in response I summon Blondi the German Shepard!

She gets killed and her owner cries out, "Mein hund! Mein hund!" before bursting into tears and killing himself.

 

What the...? O.o

 

Welll, I summon Freud! Now you all are perverts, so I guess I don't have much of an impact. Still, this guy is fucked up.

 

Blondi was Hitler's dog, who he loved more than anything in the world besides his girlfriend and wife for approximately 40 hours. I just wanted a reason to imagine the embodiment of evil crying, okay?

 

Oh dear, it appears such a petty game has indeed turned quite serious.

I see your Planck and raise you a Roentgen.

 

I counter with Hertz. And his waves.

 

I shall retaliate with a James Maxwell, armed with his postulations.

 

I parry with Faraday. And his electron constant.

 

I shall sacrifice my Maxwell to summon The Almighty -

 

Ah, but I have a red Uno 8 card set facedown, which makes your Nikola Tesla powerless!

 

But I summon

Spoiler

True Plank.