I need a topic

I'm supposed to write an essay for my English class and it's an informal essay.

No idea what to right about.

 

You could inform people on the recent suicides of many gay teenagers and explain how bullying because of sexual orientation needs to be taken care of.

Actually, I really have no idea what you could do. You could really do anything with informal essays.

Edit: I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what an informal essay is.

 

Write about this site.

 

Well I don't know much about that topic and I need to write 3-4 pages.

 

You may describe 3 to 4 of the pages of the Spam Zone in excruciating detail and thus you shall become the William S. Burroughs of your generation.

 

Whenever I try to write anything for a class, everyone says it's very tongue-in-cheek. It's never intentional though. So you could try writing something sarcastic, others seem to like it.

 

Ahhh so many ideas!

 

Try video games.
I'm applying to college with a 500 word essay about gaming. >>

 

I might do something like that. Or something about my story writing.

 

Write about how Andrew Jackson was born in Pennsylvania on March 15th 1767 and cut his own umbilical cord with a machete.

 

lmao That would be a bit awkward.

 

You could also include the fact that that day was also the first recorded instance of a guitar solo being called, "****ing rocking, dude," and how the two events are thought to be related.

 

I don't know Spirit. I'm trying to think of what I know a lot about so it'd be easier.

 

Just letting you know, he spouts weird **** like that all the time. >>

I'd stick with something like how a favorite book, movie, game, etc. made an impact on you or something. When I have to write an informal essay I usually write about something on a personal level like that. xD

 

That's a good idea. And I know about Spirit. He makes me giggle most of the time.

 

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How do I write 3-4 pages with that?

 

You're smart. That might help.

 

0.0 How did you know I'm smart? Are you stalking me?