I needed a horse because I'm a pimp.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Bushy, Jul 30, 2012.

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  1. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    So... what about you good people of KHV?
     
    Bushy, Jul 30, 2012
    Bushy, Jul 30, 2012
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  2. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    I smoked with a toothbrush because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

    You're the pimp, Bushy, I blame you for this.
     
    Pinekaboo, Jul 30, 2012
    Pinekaboo, Jul 30, 2012
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  3. Aelin Best Waifu

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    I shot my lover because I have amazing boobs.
    That is interesting....
     
    Aelin, Jul 30, 2012
    Aelin, Jul 30, 2012
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  4. Yozora Archer

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    I cuddled with a porn star because Im sexy like that.



    Lol how fitting.

    July 9th wearing a black ACDC shirt.
     
    Yozora, Jul 30, 2012
    Yozora, Jul 30, 2012
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  5. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    I shanked my best friend because I didn't like the way she looked at me.
     
    Jiku Neon, Jul 30, 2012
    Jiku Neon, Jul 30, 2012
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  6. jafar custom title

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    I shot my best friend because I didn't like the way she looked at me.

    ***** deserved it.
     
    jafar, Jul 30, 2012
    jafar, Jul 30, 2012
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  7. Lite The Future

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    I shanked a hippie because I'm sexy like that.

    But my shirt is also green, so it could also go like this:
    I shanked a hippie because I love to snort cocaine.

    Pick your favorite.
     
    Lite, Jul 30, 2012
    Lite, Jul 30, 2012
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  8. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because I had to.

    Well...
     
    Makaze, Jul 30, 2012
    Makaze, Jul 30, 2012
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  9. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I ate a homo because hoes kept stealing my tacos.

    I dread the day when thieving farming equipment will cause me to become a cannibal.
     
    What?, Jul 30, 2012
    What?, Jul 30, 2012
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  10. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    I'd really rather not say.
     
    Jiηx, Jul 30, 2012
    Jiηx, Jul 30, 2012
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  11. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    burnitup, Jul 30, 2012
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  12. Judge Sunrose Destiny Islands Resident

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    I [most certainly did not] run naked with [absolutely no] trojan man, because I'm [quite the opposite of] sexy like that.
     
    Judge Sunrose, Jul 30, 2012
    Judge Sunrose, Jul 30, 2012
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  13. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    stabbed easter egg.
    big boobs.
    yay.
     
    Nate_River, Jul 30, 2012
    Nate_River, Jul 30, 2012
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  14. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    I stabbed my best friend because I am gay.

    Seems legit.    ​
     
    Saxima, Jul 30, 2012
    Saxima, Jul 30, 2012
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  15. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Sounds like the background of a Tennessee Williams character.
     
    Jiku Neon, Jul 30, 2012
    Jiku Neon, Jul 30, 2012
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  16. shidonic Destiny Islands Resident

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    I cuddled with my best friend cause im sexy like that...

    Can't tell if serious...
     
    shidonic, Jul 30, 2012
    shidonic, Jul 30, 2012
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  17. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    I cuddled with my lover because I'm sexy like that.

    I get something that makes complete sense out of it when it's supposed to be something random.

    July 1st, black band tee.
     
    Rissy, Jul 30, 2012
    Rissy, Jul 30, 2012
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  18. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    You must have trouble watching Gilligan's Island.

    Those poor people, trapped on that island with no way to escape.
     
    Makaze, Jul 30, 2012
    Makaze, Jul 30, 2012
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  19. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    I slept with homer because i'm sexy like that....
     
    Beucefilous, Jul 30, 2012
    Beucefilous, Jul 30, 2012
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  20. Llave Superless Moderator

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    I slept with a bowl of cereal because I have double D's.

    So truuueeeeeee!


    Damn b!tchez b stealin' Chev.
     
    Llave, Jul 30, 2012
    Llave, Jul 30, 2012
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