I needed a horse because I'm a pimp.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Bushy, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. T3F Chaser

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    I ran naked with a trojan man because hoes keep stealing my tacos

    ^ Dat sense

    holy f*ck...we have the same birthday...
     
  2. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    This may have been the inspiration for the Iliad, perhaps.
     
  3. Heart ❤ Enjoy every moment with all ya got

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    I ran shirtless with your grandma because I'm sexy like that

    Trolololol
     
  4. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    I shanked a glass of milk because I love to snort cocaine.
     
  5. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    I have context for your avatar because I'm watching Gurren Lagann.
     
  6. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Don't get carried away, now.

    Nice one.
     
  7. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Thank you
     
  8. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    I ran naked with a toothbrush because I love to snort cocaine


    Damn I was wasted and/or really desperate for my next hit.
     
  9. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Hoes. Hoes everywhere. And they be stealing all the tacos.

    Actually, they could have left. They were just rock stupid and didn't kill Gilligan.
     
  10. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    The amount of sense this makes is mind-blowing.

    I will never look at Gilligan the same way again.
     
  11. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Ahahahaha.....XD I smoked with a homo because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

    Looks like a lot of people are wearing white.