I never.....

*doesn't drink*

I have never poked myself in the eye in a public bus, while trying to check whether I left my glasses home or not.

 

*doesn't drink*

I have never not gotten sick since fourth grade

 

*doesn't drink* I never has wanted someone to die a horrible and agonizing death

*drink*

 

*drinks so much I get drunk*

I have never stayed up all night drinking MD

 

*drinks*

I have never forgotten my guitar in to a library.

 

*doesn't drink*

I have never learned to fly

*drink*

 

*drinks*

I have never posted something stupid in a thread called "I never....."

 

*doesnt drink*

I never...have made out with someone in the changing room of a JC penny

*drink*

 

*will never drink that*

I have never seen a NigaHiga video on Youtube

 

*doesn't Drink*

i never have drank Sake

*drink*

 

*doesn't drink*

I have never acted like I smoked in front of a teacher

 

*drinks*
I have never blown stuff up accidentally.

 

*doesn't drink* (who needs accidents when there is on purpose)

I have never said the following "Hi"

 

I never drank alchohol

*drinks*

crap.

 

*drinks*
It was only a tiny sip so I can taste! xD

I've never done a handstand.

 

*doesnt drink*

I never tasted Kirin
*drinks*

 

*doesnt drink*

i have never seen a monkey in real life

 

*drinks* I've never been anywhere overseas besides Greece

 

*drinks*
blast...i have been everywhere besides greece...
wait a second
*spits back the drink*

i have never felt proud...

 

*drinks*

i have felt proud when i completed my primary school... i felt big too

i have never gone bungy jumping