I pose a question to you

Anthony and Cleopatra are lying dead on the floor, in the room there is a lone table and nearby the bodies is a broken bowl, the two exhibit no marks on their bodies and they appear to have not been poisoned, there is also a cat sitting in the room.

What happened to them?

 

The cat killed them.
I suggest you get the f*ck out of there before he kills you too.

 

Now how did a cat manage that? I'm afraid to award you full marks im going to need that.

 

Antony and Cleopatra means Egypt. Cats are gods, it just smited them.

 

No devine retribution, perfectly logical reason for the events that took place.

 

They are fish.

That's "smote."

 

They were both allergic to cats. ​

 

They died of old age? My guess.

Oh, wow, that was actually easy. Except for the "no marks" part.

I feel stupid now.

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand winner, clever soldier.

 

Kitty! Get him!
I'll put in a good word for forum helper

 

And here I am thinking that Tony and Cleopatra are humans who had intercourse, broke a soup bowl in the process, and died of pleasure.

 

How very kinky.

 

Haha, I like that idea.

They were poisoned (or poisoned themselves) with one of those weird chemicals that leaves the body super quick.

Or whatever was in that bowl was the Egyptian equivalent of a triple sized Big Mac, and they both suffered cardiac arrest.

Or if you wanna go by old history books they applied (or Cleapatra did at least) poisonous ointments, or had a snake bite her in the boob .-.
I'm not sure I understand her logic.

 

The murder weapon was a stamp!

 

Eh.

I've seen worse.

 

Implying that kinks are bad things.

 

Implying that kinks are things.

 

If people die from intercourse?

Yes, they are bad things. Most of the time.