I pose a question to you

Well, they are not a substance. They are nouns.

I like stockings, especially striped stockings.

Is this a bad thing?

 

Carnivorous stockings.
They will eat your thighs.

 

Omnomnomnom.

 

It's very simple. The cat used its supreme intelligence to develop a telekinetic device and used it to toss the bowl at the two. The bowl entered a space bubble thingamajig and passed into their bodies at high velocity, hitting and killing their hearts, and passed out again. The bowl broke as it hit the ground.

And that's how it happened.

Damn, I was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay off.

Then I'll never be Forum Helper! D:

 

I love literal thinking puzzles like these where you have to think out of the box. ^,^ However I've heard this one before, it's really clever and one of my favourites but I won't say the answer as that'd be cheating. Good luck working it out everyone.

EDIT:Actually, just noticed it's already been solved, such a naughty doy knocking over the fish bowl.

If you want another, although admittedly not as good. You are trapped in a concrete room, all the wall are 4 foot think, no windows or doors and it has a roof. All you have in with you is a table and a saw, how do you escape?

If you get that easy then try it again but this time you don't have the saw.

 

You are awesome.

 

Walk through the doorway.

 

That is an old one. I already know the answer, so let me find the second.

Spoiler

The simplest answer is that you have a whole table, and it still makes a hole whether you cut it in half or not. ~ ♥

 

How would that help you to escape?

 

...Are you a virgin?

 

I will not answer until you guess the first one. No cheating.

I bet my life on it.

 

Because the answer to the first one is that you cut the table in half, then you put the two halves together to make a "whole" and then you climb out of the "hole."
When I originally heard it, you didn't have a saw, just a table and a mirror. So you would have had to look into the mirror until you see what you "saw," and then "saw" the table in half.

 

Do you mean the first one that was already solved, or the first one by Mid, which I already answered?

He actually isn't.

To be exact though, Mid said that there were no doors or windows. She said nothing about doorways. Therefore I walk out of the doorway that has no door, and am free.

 

You answered wrong, though D: It's supposed to be a play of words, for Mid's. Though your answer made me chuckle.

>Makaze bet his life that he is
>Tequila actually isn't.
>Tequila gets to kill Makaze?

 

Yeah, I know. She has asked me one with that as the answer before though.

The results of this will be amusing.

 

Your answer was incorrect, and I meant Mid's first one.

I should know not to take such huge risks. More importantly, how do you know this?

It was a fair bet, and I accept my loss.

No one said how I would die yet. I can still get out of this somehow... If DT actually knows this for sure.

 

An incorrect answer is still an answer, and since the real answer has now been found, I wouldn't be able to come up with a seperate correct one.
Unable to comply.

Your life is a bit much to bet, yeah.

When a woman and a man love each other very much...

 

How do you know that he is no longer a virgin? This is a direct question.

 

Because he was, a fair while ago, very concerned that he may have gotten his girlfriend pregnant. I can find the thread if you want me to.

 

Dubious evidence. Let's hear what he has to say on the matter.

Must have been some very boring sex, though.