I Saw Two Girls Making Out On The Way To School This Morning...

It better have been hot.

 

Cool. Collage needs some spice like that!

 

I'm in High School O.o

 

that reminds me

today i saw two chicks walking down the hall holding their hands, but they weren't that hot

and now i remember why i never mentioned it before

 

You're all sinners.

 

I once saw two hot chicks walking down the road holding hands, except when I walked past them I realised one of them was actually a dude.

It is weird how males can be really ugly for men, but would be pretty hawt if they were women

 

OH MY GOD!!! ...I don't care.

 

after school i make out with this guy and then we make out with this chick then we sell babies and we make a living out of it.

 

...I'm sorta turned on.

 

I saw a group of guys kissing each other


but there was a couple of girls in the mix....

 

That makes absolutely no sense...

I think I love you.

 

... Please... just... oh GOD.

 

so I saw this heterosexual couple making out...

O_O

oh...
...
ohhhh...

 

I saw a man and a woman hold hands today.

 

He came. Ohai John. :]

 

I've seen two girls make out while a third undressed them and kissed them here and there and everywhere. One of them fell to the floor in the mud and dragged the other one with her. The third basically jumped on top of them and they continued like nothing happened.
Ever went to a rock festival camping? Not really an uncommon scene there.

 

OH LORD,
CLEANSE THESE SULLIED CHILDREN OF THE ******RY THEY HAVE WITNESSED.
SAVE THESE FILTHY CHILDREN FROM SWAYING INTO A LIFESTYLE OF ******RY.
SAVE THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY INDULGED IN ******RY ACTION.
SHOW THEM THE LIGHT.
SHOW THEM THE WAY TO YOUR ETERNAL LOVE AND RIGHTEOUSNESS.
AND LET ME USE THIS AS MY BONUS POINTS TO GET INTO HEAVEN.
AMEN. /amen!

 

You're incredible.

 

I concur .

 

I repeat:

I was three feet away. Therefore, I win.