I was just about to eat a cookie

And then it slipped out my hand and fell to the ground. ;_; There isn't anything else sweet in my house.

 

D:
I hate it when that happens :(

 

You couldn't save the cookie's innocent life? D=

 

No...I couldn't. :c That cookie will be missed.

 

*mourns* xD

 

So do I.

And now I will chew some Spearmint gum.

 

My daddy told me a very special thing when this happened to me:

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FIVE SECOND ROLL!

 

Eat some damn healthy food. <.<

 

How dirty was the floor? Like, was it visibly dirty? Could you see filth on it?

Rule. Five second rule.

Jesus, how do you **** that one up?

 

You understood what he meant?

 

I learned it as five second roll, are we gonna have a all out war over one word?

 

I know a lot of people that say "roll", actually. It annoys the shiznacks outta me.


Dude, if it was a kitchen floor or something like that then it should have been fine. ;~;

 

yes, because roll doesn't make sense. Ergo, you're doing it wrong.

 

No. In fact, I just vacuumbed the floor. I have carpet.

>.> Maybe I don't feel like being healthy.

 

Then why the **** would you not eat that cookie?

 

This is what happens when you dont eat ur vegetables

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My dog is shedding hair.

 

blow it all off then. hell, half of what we eat is dirt anyways.

 

I heard the average human consumes 6-8 pounds of dirt per year. :lolface:

Nah. I'll buy me some peanut butter ones at Kroger. :/