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I will draw more crappy pictures of oddishes and other pokemanz, I will draw so much, you will tell me to stop drawing.

But I won't.

Because I'm cool.

You've noticed just now? Welcome to KHV, enjoy your stay here.

 

And then? 8D

 

And then I will give you a drawing of an Oddish, and you will love it.

 

We never said your pokemenz were crappy.
And then?

EDOT: ODDISH!
Then?

 

I call them crappy, because they are >:|

And then I am going to go have alone time with Jerome away from you guys :D

 

And then? 8D

 

No it's not, they're awesome! We need them pikachuz though.

 

And then Jerome's going to get pregnant.

OMG DJGLDFS MVJBHFT YNHSLFG H

I HATE PIKACHUS

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THOSE STUPID YELLOW THINGS

THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE MICE

Pidgeys though, NOWWWWWWWW we're talking.

 

Holy- then?

Haha, They're not mice, they look like spikeless hedgehogs.

Pidgeys!!! I f*cking like pidgeys! They are the ****** **** ****!

 

And then we will let the public decide the name of our beautiful child.

Lol, spikeless hedgehogs, Sonic's a blue ******ed pikachu :D!

AND F*CK YES, A FELLOW PIDGEY LOVER

 

Amazing! Continue!

Exactly! So Mario and Sonic at the Olympic games is actually a Pokemon game. Mario's just Ash with a mustache.

HECK YEAH I AM!! xD

 

Our child will grow up to be the coolest kid in the world. He will then become president.

OMG, EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.