IcyHot...

It's burning/freezing my eyeball...

Halp...

 

...Is that safe

Are you in need of medical attention

 

I know how to fix

Step 1: Remove eyeball
Step 2: Rinse thoroughly in cold water
Step 3: Let sit for a few minutes to dry
Step 4: Replace eyeball
Step 5: Give me money because I just saved your life

 

I forgot the important step...

"WASH HANDS AFTER USE"
*eye itches*... *rubs it*... AHHHHHH! MY EYEEEEEE!

 

1. Don't ask the Spam Zone.

2. Google what to do.

3. Read what Google says.

4. Rinse it out as best you can for a good minute.

5. Wait for it to clear up.

6. If it gets worse/swells/loses vision, call a doctor/the hospital.

 

This sounds about as safe as injesting bleach.

 

Chillies. never use chillies....for anything.

 

Protip; Man through the initial burning sensation. After that it's AMAZING

 

IMPOSSIBRUUUU !

 

Btw, I still have my eye. XD Lesson has been learned though

 

i thought icyhot was for like

lower back pains

 

Nope, just IMPROBBABLEEEE!!

 

Whatever you do, do not touch chilies and then your eye... after you touch chilies you should wash your hands. After touching scotch bonnet chilies then cut your fingertips off... that never goes away ;-;

 

Spoiler

Your worst nightmare. Mine, too.

 

Please spoiler that video and tag it NSFW...or NSFL

I doubt it breaks any official rules, but it may disturb some more squeamish members who happen to have specific fears about sharp things near their eyes.

like me

 

I hear that the further you get through Bleach the more uncomfortable burning sensations you have, though.

 

Yeah, but you eventually get used to it, and it doesn't bother you anymore. it causes a hell of a jitter-fest though.