If you could have a baby with any MEMBER ...

Demi Lovato.

:DD

 

Like that's stopped you before.

 

Explain good sir

 

I have an entry in my dA journal titled "Hey Xaale I can awkward too"

Your argument is invalid

 

That is called fapping, good sir. That will get you nowhere.


Unless there's something you're not telling the rest of the class....

 

Actually it's impossible for human hemaphrodites to get pregnant

Don't ask me how I know this

 

Unless he's actually like the game Monopoly and spawns theme based duplicates.

 

Actually...Babies, sounds like a lot of responsibility.

Oh, well...I'd chose splitoverload

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Wouldn't that be incest or something? O.o

 

I think it would still technically be fapping...

 

That's just as bad. :c What if your babies come out all deformed or something? D:

If you will excuse me, I need to go look after the children I had with Magick.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain

 

What's wrong with incest? We all ccmae from the first 2 people anyway in the Christian point of view so technically we're all related except for What?, he's from somewhere other than earth :D

 

Yes. Of course, you don't always get pregnant on the first try, so we'll have to continue the process until we have successfully implanted my DNA inside of your womb. Then, after the first is born, we shall repeat the process as many times as necessary until you become impregnated once again. We may end up trying a good 15-20 times. And I'm okay with that.

 

Uh, hello? Asexual reproduction? Christ you guys fail at biology.

All that violating desensitizes you to the act, does it?

Ah, the age-old debate lives again.

Stop right there. Please say something good and intelligent to back up this poorly repre--

FUCK

That's idiots you're thinking of.

 

Actually we all came from Africa.

Story of Adam and Eve is a myth.

If we were all products of incest we'd be severely ******ed, have birth defects, numerous diseases, and have short lifespans.

c:

 

...Dude... This is like making a wooden axe out of a tree you wanted to chop down with the axe. If you want offspring, just keep cloning yourself! It's the same bloody thing!

 

And you're the one that suggested that; now what does this say about you?

 

Ah, making unfunny jokes and threads is, right.