If you could have sex with anything

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  1. jafar custom title

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    what would it be?
    It can be a person, animal, plant, building, object, idea, whatever.
    gogogogogogogo
     
  2. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    Democracy.

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    Fuck yes.
     
  3. TheLightIsGone123 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    my
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    end of story
     
  4. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    I'd have sex with the concept of the flamethrower.

    "Hello there. I know someone that I would like to throw flame on. We'd like to buy about five-hundred thousand of them please."

    Oh the glory.
     
  5. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    A cat. I mean, who doesn't like pussy?
     
  6. RoxaSora2010 Nulla è reale. Tutto è lecito.

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    Person: ....Sorry, list is too long to post. D:
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    Object: PS3 or an anime girl play art.
    Idea: Mine. ;D
     
  7. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I shall now proceed with the gougin' of my eyes. This thread killed 'em.
     
  8. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Oh KIIIIIIIIITAH!
     
  9. Deathsight44 Kingdom Keeper

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    an afro
    girl with an afro.
    girl IN an afro.



    that is all
     
  10. cronoking Chaser

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    Varm kakao
     
  11. Dexnail Twilight Town Denizen

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    i would have sex with namine and larxene oh yea :)
     
  12. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    I;d have an orgy with my prized posessions and then all the hawt chicks I know (who ain't related to me) XD
     
  13. jafar custom title

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    What's wrong with having sex with relatives?
     
  14. Mielé Banned

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    Jerome .
     
  15. Trigger hewwo uwu

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  16. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Could result in your offspring acquirin' webbed-toes.
     
  17. jafar custom title

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    I don't see a problem with that. =l
     
  18. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    You'll need to purchase customised shoes. That'll cost you a few bob.
     
  19. Desi Banned

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    Xendran xD
    Hell yes
     
  20. Tootsie coquí

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    Teenagers these days can't control their hormones.