If you met a KH person in real life...

Lessee... This is of course after I get over my initial "O.o" reaction of seeing a fictional character in real life.

Sora-I'd yell "SERIAL KILLER!" and run off
Roxas-Meh, I don't like Roxas that much
Riku-*Glomps.* << >>
Kairi-I dunno, say "Hi" I guess
Namine-Compare drawings
Axel-Follow him around saying "Got it memorized?" constantly
Umm... am I forgetting anyone important? I think that's it.

 

Sora: just stare, throw a cookie at him, and walk away
Kairi: ignore her...
Riku: stare, scream my head off, and then hug him really tightly until he can't breathe and never let go!!! ^^
Donald: just stare and slowly back away...
Goofy: point, laugh, and run
Roxas: same as Riku except tighter
Namine: wave and walk away
Axel: say "OMG!!! ITS AXEL!!" run up to him, and give him a big hug, ask for an autograoh, and see i can't get him to burn my school down! ^^
Demyx: ask for an autograph beneath Axel's, hug him, and see if he can teach me how to play his sitar:
Xigbar: punch him in the arm for annoyance
Xaldin: kick him in the gut for being so hard
Xemnas: call him mansex and run off laughing
Luxord: kick his a** for being so annoying
Zexion: ask for his autograph also and hug him, and give him a cookie while we discuss about books and stuff...
Saix: just slap the back of his head and run

 

Demyx, Axel, or Zexion: Give him a cookie for a random reason!! ^.^
Xemnas: Point, laugh, call him Mansex, and run away
Sora: Say some random word and leave

 

Hahahaha.

Sora: Erm... uh... like your hair! Give him a quick hug, then run.
Riku: OMG. OMG. OMG! Attack him, ask him for autographs, pictures, the like. Then strangle him in a mega-super hug.
Kairi: Ask her who did her hair so i can get mine cut like that!
Namine: Tell her to meet me at my house at 6:00PM for a slumber party *woohoo!*
Axel: Die on the scene. Come back to life. Force him to come home with me. Make him set stuff on fire. Give me one of his chakrams. Become my love slave. ETC..... >_>
Xemmy: Ask him how he feels being called Mansex, and if i could call him that. ^_^
Marly: ASK HIM FOR HIS NUMBER!
And, last but not least, Demyx: Force him to play songs for me on his sitar. =)

OBVIOUSLY, Axel is the one i would want to meet most.. lol :glom:

 

For Xigbar, I would get the police and say, "Hey everyone, it's Osama Bin Laden!"

... I'm allowed to say that here, right?

 

Ack. That was miine... D:

 

Sora - Show some moves!
Riku - Let's be the darkness
Kairi - *Annoys her*
Namine - Can you draw me?
Xemnas - Can't believe you got pwned by 2 teenagers...
Demyx - *Sets up concert*
Roxas - I think your better than Sora...
Luxord - Let's duel!
Zexion - *Gets book*
Larxene - *Runs away*
Vexen - Show me your creepy laugh!
King Mickey - Where'd you get your keyblade?
Cloud - You were better when you had your kh1 clothes...
Tifa - uh... Cloud's over there
Yuffie - Teach me!
Leon - How'd you get that scar on your head?

As for everyone i don't know
As for the new people in KH:BBS i don't know yet

 

I'd be freaked out and think that it was a dream or I was hallucinating.

And I don't think that the KH characters would want to meet me, because they might find it rather creepy and disturbing that I know so much about them! XD

 

I'd ask Pluto to tell me where he was all this time in KH. He's say 'bark', but it would still be worth asking.

 

Oh, and...
Luxord: "You'll never beat me in a game of King's Corner!"
Marluxia: Purposely mistake him for a girl

 

Heh-heh, I'd probably:

Sora: "NOTHING YOU SAY MAKES SENSE!" *brik'd*
Riku: probably just wave and say "hi". maybe ask him to help me make a raft.
Kairi: Dunno, probaly just hang out or somthing.
Roxas: Pet his hair. Try it. it's fun.
Demyx: Invite him to play Guitar Hero and watch him phail.
Axel: One of three things. 1) Lock him in a closet and force him to do my bidding, 2)Go on an all-out burnout wth him and see who can burn the most stuff, or 3) "If you say "Got it memorized" one more effin' time...." *tackle*
Xemnas: "Haha. Mansex."
Saix: There's a planetarium nearby. He'd get a kick out of that.
Luxord: Either a game of poker or I'd invite him over for a round of drinking or two.
Xaldin: Take 'em hangliding. See how much he likes the wind now. XD
Xigbar: Have him meet my friend Sam. He's got more guns than any armory I've seen.
Namine: I dunno...do a bunch of collabs together...

 

If i saw any kingdom hearts characters,i'd pinch myself and then wake up. -__- :p

 

I'd have to get over the initial *OMFG*, but...

Sora: I'd ask him for a hug, and where he buys his hair gel.
Kairi: Invite her to hang out at my house
Namine: Same as Kairi
Riku: Myspace photo time!
Roxas: "So, does that theme song follow you around all the time, or just when it fits the mood?"
Xigbar: I'm dying to play with his hair. I act like him enough to probably get away with it.
Xemnas: You know those heart-shaped antacids you get around Valentines Day? I'ma have some fuuun with those.
Xaldin: "MONKEEEEEY MAAAAAAAN!"...and then I run.
Luxord: SHAMELESS FLIRTING.
Vexen: "So....ever seen Mythbusters?"
Zexion: I'd attempt to lift that giant book of his. And fail at it.
Axel: Try to get him to annoy my Brother-In-Law
Demyx: HUG TIEM.

 

Agreed at Demyx! X3

 

I would:

Sora:I'd say "Um...hows it going?
Riku: Hug him to death, ask for his autograph....
Demyx:"Omg!!! You're my favorite organization member! I <3 you!!!! *hugs to death*
Kairi: "Um...hi?"
Namine: "Why is your hair so thick? Why is it on one side?"
Roxas: "Aww, your adorable..."
Xemnas:"And how does that make you feel about everyone calling you mansex?"
Xigbar:"Sweet accent"
Xaldin:*Looks at lances* "Ohh pointy..."
Vexen:"stay away"
Zexion:"OMG!!! Can I keep you????"
Axel:"Your voice has a weird edge to it."
Saix: scary *backs away*
Luxord: "No thats ok, I don't wanna play cards."
Marluxia: "Seriously, why flowers? Why pink?"
Larxene:"Don't hurt me!"

Thats all I know now....

 

Because I'm bored and can't get home to pick up my car and my sisters to go fangasm over Transformers, here's what I'd say for everyone:

Xemnas: "So, Lauren says you were Ansem's favorite? >3"
Xigbar: "Teach me to aim, plz."
Xaldin: "Nice spears."
Vexen: "Don't touch me."
Lexaeus: -runs away screaming in terror-
Zexion: "Can I keep you?"
Saïx: "Nice wolfie. Can I keep you, too?"
Axel: "You team-killing whore."
Demyx: Amongst other things "OMG LEMME KEEP YOU!!"
Luxord: "Let's play a game. Make it strip poker."
Marluxia: "So, is your hair naturally that color?"
Larxene: "You are totally my mistress."
Roxas: "D'aawwwww! You're so cute and fluffy and omg can I keep you?"
Naminé: "Awwww! Can I keep you?"
Sora: "Roxas is so much cuter than you."
Riku: "I'll give you tweny bucks to put on Kairi's school uniform."
Kairi: "Jump in a lake and die" or "Get a better characterization and I might like you."
Olette: "Be my girlfriend? :D"
Hayner: "-cackle- Struggle."
Pence: "Can I keep you, too?"
Aqua: "Be my other girlfriend? :'D"
Terra: "Hiho, hiho, it's off Lauren's we go! >3"
Ven: "Kyaaaaa! Can I keep you?"

And that's all I want to type right now. And yes, I'd totally keep them even if they said no when I asked. Because I can.

 

Sora : hello *runs*
Roxas : OMG hello lets be friends >_>
Kairi : H-h-Hello ...
Luxord : Lets play poker ... without money >_>
Xigbar : lets play Gotcha =D
Xemnas : uhm *runs away fast*
Demyx : let go of the darkness :3

 

Xemnas: "It's been plaguing me to know if your real name is Mansex or not. I'll be running away really far now. "
Xigbar: "Duuuuuude!"
Xaldin: "So, you lost to a scholar non-athletic girl who elbowed you. How's that feel? Don't answer that with violence please."
Vexen: "Riku Replica says he hates your guts."
Lexaeus: "Do you drink a lot of Red Bulls and take steroids for that?"
Zexion: "SoooOoo..what's in that Lexicon anyway?"
Saïx: "Bad dog, no biscuit."
Axel: "Will you go hang out at a college frat party with me? Just don't bring any drugs."
Demyx: "Do you play the sitar with your toes?"
Luxord: "So, we're going to Vegas and playing craps and you can manipulate the dice, right? I'll buy you dinner after or something."
Marluxia: "Just go away now. You take up space. Back whence you came, foul creature!"
Larxene: "I'll pay you $1000 bucks if you off Marlosexia."
Roxas: "Don't cry, Loz...I mean Roxas."
Naminé: "We can hang out but if I start forgetting where my keys went to repeatedly, I know who to blame."
Sora: "If I was as happy and oblivious as you, I bet I'd be unemployed and disowned. How do you DO IT? Also, how'd you get outside in the middle of a raging storm when you were supposed to be eating? Were you ever grounded for that?"
Riku: "You can come to the frat party with Axel and me, but only if you keep the kids at home."
Kairi: "So, still practicing those moves and going to hang out with the boys or will you give up and go back to playing Barbie dolls? Choice 1 is the better answer."
Olette: "Hayner or Pence, Olette. Which one do you have it for?"
Hayner: "Did you actually earn any munny while Roxas worked his butt off?"
Pence: "Think you can hax0r Norad? I've always wanted to do the live-action version of 'War Games'.
Aqua: "I know you are not related to Kairi. You kick too much butt."
Terra: "Just answer me early before KH BBS comes out...do you become Xehanort or not?!"
Ven: "You become Roxas in your future. Just thought you'd like to know early that somehow your life is shortened in some manner I'm not sure of yet, and well, it sucks to be you."
Riku Replica: "You looked really bad when Namine messed up your heart and you were just lying there with your eyes open. So um...I think you've earned the right to go to the frat party too."

 

lol i agree with you for xaldin andTerra xD

 

Well...

Sora: Did you really have to kill the org? were they that bad?

Riku: Can you asnwer definitely if xehanorts heartless is gone for good?

Xemnas: Can i have an autograph?(would i also ask of all other members)
Xigbar: Where do you get these cool guns? Homing shots and unlimited ammunition owns
Vexen: What exactly was the riku replika? if you could really prodoce an artifical being with a heart, and thus an artifical heart, couldnt you have solved all the organisations troubles by that point?
Zexion: Hmm, somehow you were the only org member with the sense to run away when you were losing
Saix:*throws stick* get. good boy *runs away*
Axel:Why did you have to goad roxas into a fight? with a bit more sense you could have got him to come back
Larxene: *Hmm i would like to ask her for an autograph, or even tell her she looks cute, but that would seem like suicide to me, im propably too scared to do anything*